Shitfacebook
Shitfacebook by Bfjerky May 9, 2009
Words you can keep
shitfacedbook
To use Facebook while intoxicated. May or may not include confessions of undying love to friends, ex's, or total strangers. Grammar and logic will likely be poor. Similar to a drunk dial.
Chris - "Dude, you left 11 incoherent wall posts on my profile last night. What the fuck?"
Spencer - "What? No, I didn't! Oh, wait...yeah, I was shitfacedbooking."
Chris - "You fuckass."
Spencer - "What? No, I didn't! Oh, wait...yeah, I was shitfacedbooking."
Chris - "You fuckass."
shitfacedbook by stacks121 December 9, 2008
Related Words
Shitfacebooked
Shitfacebooked by Mr. ChristerB May 17, 2011
Shitfacedbooking
The act of using Facebook while intoxicated. May or may not include confessions of undying love to friends, ex's, or total strangers. Grammar and logic will likely be poor. Similar to a drunk dial.
Chris - "Dude, you left 11 incoherent wall posts on my profile last night. What the fuck?"
Spencer - "What? No, I didn't! Oh, wait...yeah, I was shitfacedbooking."
Chris - "You fuckass."
Spencer - "What? No, I didn't! Oh, wait...yeah, I was shitfacedbooking."
Chris - "You fuckass."
Shitfacedbooking by stacks121 December 10, 2008
Shitfacebooking
When you are very Intoxicated and start posting things on a social network that you would NEVER post if you were sober.
Frank: "What the hell dude"
Jim: "What?'
Frank: "You said you wanted to fuck my wife on facebook last night"
Jim: "Oh fuck, I think I was shitfacebooking last night."
Frank: "You're Fired" (Punches Jim in the face)
Jim: "What?'
Frank: "You said you wanted to fuck my wife on facebook last night"
Jim: "Oh fuck, I think I was shitfacebooking last night."
Frank: "You're Fired" (Punches Jim in the face)
Shitfacebooking by chuckerman September 20, 2009
Shitfacedbooking
Shitfacedbooking by TCPDX September 2, 2009
shitfacebooking
shitfacebooking by Miss Minnesota February 3, 2010
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