Shitcrisp

A person who can't act maturely and thinks they're the shit.

Boy: you can't resist this and you know it. Why you always walking away?

Girl: you're such a shitcrisp!

by Killerheart44 January 17, 2015

shitoris

The male prostate; the male version of the clitoris

Shitoris was a term coined by a Mr. Adam Carolla

by Bill A May 28, 2006

shitchrist

It is sort of a substitute for the popular "Jesus Christ!" exclamation. Not so much a substitute, just putting the words together.

"Shitchrist, Roger! That's the third time you've broken the fax machine this week!"

by D-Joint May 13, 2005

shitcrap

A word that unintentionally occurs when someone accidentally says "shit" and tries to cover it up with the less vulgar word "crap".

Shitcrap, I can't find my wallet!

by Sir Nobody of Nowhere January 10, 2008

shitarist

a shit guitarist

man that guy is a shitarist

by coolbill14 October 22, 2009

Shitcrust

The crust on a piece of shit. Metaphorically speaking, the unpleasantly dry surface manifestation of a larger mass of wet excrement.

Philip Hammond, chancellor of the exchequer, is merely the shitcrust on top of a government entirely composed of a stinking pile of shite.

by Rico1971 October 2, 2017

shitirist

a satirist with shitty humor.

Your satire is too shitty, better you call yourself a shitirist instead of a satirist.

by Taurian March 15, 2021