Shitclit

when you take a shit and it gets stuck in your clit

"when i went to wipe my ass, i got stuck in a shitclit situation."

by dabaeshea6 August 24, 2016

Shitclit

Wiping backwards.

You have a shitclit

I wiped backwoods when I took a dump ok

by Cum bucket December 26, 2016

Shitclit

British for anus -The Happy Hob

You smell like a shitclit

by TheRealMikeWazowski July 19, 2019

shitolitis

a sudden rush of shit to the brain resulting in a inability to think properly/logically

what did he fuck up? well, he was hit by a bout of shitolitis. couldn't get it in his head what had to be done and done correctly.

by theanglingaddict December 15, 2009

shit clit

When a female wipes forward and gets fecal matter on her clitoris

Oh dang, I gone and got that damn shit clit again

by Daddy Bongo December 3, 2015

Shitplitive

A shitplitive is an expletive invented in an OHSHIT moment, and can be amazing, but is usually forgotten in the pain or excitment.

"Fuck monkeys on a shit log! That sonafawhore hammer just hit my thumb!"

"Wow John, cool it with the shitplitives."

by Frank Rider August 22, 2009

shitliture

Literature that you read while on the shitter

Bob : Great Chipotle right?

Jim : Yea but I am going to pay for it later, going to be reading lots of shitliture tonight

by El Bonerino June 16, 2010