Shitclit

"when i went to wipe my ass, i got stuck in a shitclit situation."

Shitclit by dabaeshea6 August 24, 2016

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You have a shitclit

I wiped backwoods when I took a dump ok

Shitclit by Cum bucket December 26, 2016

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shitolitis

a sudden rush of shit to the brain resulting in a inability to think properly/logically

what did he fuck up? well, he was hit by a bout of shitolitis. couldn't get it in his head what had to be done and done correctly.

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When a female wipes forward and gets fecal matter on her clitoris

Oh dang, I gone and got that damn shit clit again

shit clit by Daddy Bongo December 3, 2015

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A shitplitive is an expletive invented in an OHSHIT moment, and can be amazing, but is usually forgotten in the pain or excitment.

"Fuck monkeys on a shit log! That sonafawhore hammer just hit my thumb!"

"Wow John, cool it with the shitplitives."

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Bob : Great Chipotle right?

Jim : Yea but I am going to pay for it later, going to be reading lots of shitliture tonight

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