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shitslit

Put it in your shitslit.
by Tone credit to Matt January 2, 2009
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shitolitis

a sudden rush of shit to the brain resulting in a inability to think properly/logically
what did he fuck up? well, he was hit by a bout of shitolitis. couldn't get it in his head what had to be done and done correctly.
by theanglingaddict December 15, 2009
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shitslut

a slut who participates in scat sex
She stinks like a shitslut
by bleno December 10, 2009
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shitshitshit

A scientific term used by chemistry students in certain cases:
a: you just spilled boiling acid down your pants
b: you just knocked the bunsen burner over and set fire to your pants
c: you just swung your arm through the bunsen burner flame and set fire to your lab coat.
d:you knocked the bunsen burner over and set fire to the teacher's pants.
e: you set fire to your eyebrows

Can be used interchangably with: ohshit ohfuuuuuck! fuck!
a:
student A:- shitshitshit
student B:- WTF?
student a:- I just knocked the acid all over myself.
student B:- Oh. Ok.

b:
student a:- I'm telling you it was like that when I got here.
student b:- you're pants are on fire!!!!!!
student a:- Are you calling me a liar?
student b:- Eeeep!

etc. etc.
by The dude with no eyebrows September 16, 2008
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Shitplitive

A shitplitive is an expletive invented in an OHSHIT moment, and can be amazing, but is usually forgotten in the pain or excitment.
"Fuck monkeys on a shit log! That sonafawhore hammer just hit my thumb!"

"Wow John, cool it with the shitplitives."
by Frank Rider August 22, 2009
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shitliture

Literature that you read while on the shitter
Bob : Great Chipotle right?

Jim : Yea but I am going to pay for it later, going to be reading lots of shitliture tonight
by El Bonerino June 16, 2010
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shitslice

A moron. But worse than a moron; more like a moronic annoyance of a person.

Popularized in cycle 1 of America's Next Top Model by Elyse Sewell.
Put the food in your mouth, you shitslice. Not your nose.
by wendeh December 9, 2008
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