shitslit
Put it in your shitslit.
shitslit by Tone credit to Matt January 2, 2009
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shitolitis
what did he fuck up? well, he was hit by a bout of shitolitis. couldn't get it in his head what had to be done and done correctly.
shitolitis by theanglingaddict December 15, 2009
Related Words
shitslit • shitshit • shitslide • shitslinger • shitspitter • shitshitshit • shitskit • Shitaliture • shitlittle • shitliture
shitslut
She stinks like a shitslut
shitshitshit
A scientific term used by chemistry students in certain cases:
a: you just spilled boiling acid down your pants
b: you just knocked the bunsen burner over and set fire to your pants
c: you just swung your arm through the bunsen burner flame and set fire to your lab coat.
d:you knocked the bunsen burner over and set fire to the teacher's pants.
e: you set fire to your eyebrows
Can be used interchangably with: ohshit ohfuuuuuck! fuck!
a: you just spilled boiling acid down your pants
b: you just knocked the bunsen burner over and set fire to your pants
c: you just swung your arm through the bunsen burner flame and set fire to your lab coat.
d:you knocked the bunsen burner over and set fire to the teacher's pants.
e: you set fire to your eyebrows
Can be used interchangably with: ohshit ohfuuuuuck! fuck!
a:
student A:- shitshitshit
student B:- WTF?
student a:- I just knocked the acid all over myself.
student B:- Oh. Ok.
b:
student a:- I'm telling you it was like that when I got here.
student b:- you're pants are on fire!!!!!!
student a:- Are you calling me a liar?
student b:- Eeeep!
etc. etc.
student A:- shitshitshit
student B:- WTF?
student a:- I just knocked the acid all over myself.
student B:- Oh. Ok.
b:
student a:- I'm telling you it was like that when I got here.
student b:- you're pants are on fire!!!!!!
student a:- Are you calling me a liar?
student b:- Eeeep!
etc. etc.
shitshitshit by The dude with no eyebrows September 16, 2008
Shitplitive
A shitplitive is an expletive invented in an OHSHIT moment, and can be amazing, but is usually forgotten in the pain or excitment.
"Fuck monkeys on a shit log! That sonafawhore hammer just hit my thumb!"
"Wow John, cool it with the shitplitives."
"Wow John, cool it with the shitplitives."
Shitplitive by Frank Rider August 22, 2009
shitliture
Bob : Great Chipotle right?
Jim : Yea but I am going to pay for it later, going to be reading lots of shitliture tonight
Jim : Yea but I am going to pay for it later, going to be reading lots of shitliture tonight
shitliture by El Bonerino June 16, 2010
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