Shit loaf 

A Shit loaf is when you have fallen down because you are so drunk you accidently shit yourself. Hours later when you wake up in a pool of you own vomit (well you hope its your own vomit) you find that a shit loaf has developed in your pants.

A Shit loaf is basically just a slab of shit stuck to the back of your leg.

Andy: "Yo Neil you smell hella fine"
Neil: "Yeah I a major shit loaf going on"

Shit loaf by Andrew Hardman August 30, 2006

loaf of shit

When someone or something is more than just one simple load of shit but instead 20 pieces of shit put together.

The 2016 presidential candidates are such a loaf of shit.
"Ryan you're a liar, an asshole, and a dueshe bag, you're such a loaf of shit.

loaf of shit by Luke Twatwalker June 23, 2016

shitloaf 

1) Someone who is being an idiot.

2) A really gross loaf of bread.

1) Dude, you're being such a shitloaf.

2) Mom always buys this nasty shitloaf!

shitloaf by TexasColeSlawMassacre July 27, 2006

shitloaf 

1. An immense amount; usually describes a large amount of something unfavorable.

2. A typo of the more common slang word "shitload". While they mean the same thing, "shitloaf" is a lighter way of saying it and it gives a slightly comical edge to the statement.

i.e. : "I have a shitloaf of homework for tomorrow :(".

i.e. : "My friends are causing a shitloaf of drama these days".

etc.

shitloaf by Idna Pmek January 23, 2011

Shitloaf 

One whose loaf is entirely composed of fecal matter.

See also, load (disambiguation)

There was three of them - Meatloaf, Shitloaf and Slagloaf.

Shitloaf by WeKilledTheDog April 18, 2009

shitloaf 

someone shits on the ground and puts it into a meatloaf mold cooks it in the oven and then eats it

wow who made this shitloaf it tastes so exquisite

shitloaf by Mr.shye October 26, 2020

shitloaf 

someone shits on the ground and puts it into a meatloaf mold cooks it in the oven and then eats it

wow who made this shitloaf it tastes so exquisite

shitloaf by Mr.shye October 26, 2020