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Shit in a bag 

An expression to describe frustration with an idea or a situation that is equivalent to needing to taking a shit without a toilet.
Rory: "Courtney, we missed our bus stop."
Courtney:" Well, I'll just shit in a bag..."
Shit in a bag by Luke1705 April 15, 2017

shit in a bag 

McDonald's food or either by consequence Burger King's too.

Have a nice dinner mate!
Jim: hey man! let's go eat shit in a bag
Guy 2: Yeah let's go to McDonald's
Jim: Maybe.... but i still preffer Burger King's shit
shit in a bag by dani_red5 June 30, 2008

Shit in a bag and punch it 

A phrase commonly used as an exclamation of an event that has just occured.

Likely to be heard in the Northern areas of England.

Famously used in the film 51st State by Shirley DeSouza aka Anna Keaveney.
Patty: Did you know that Marsha is a contract killer?

Welma: Well, shit in a bag and punch it!

shit in a hand bag 

"Shit in a hand bag" is an expression used when something unexpected happens.
Much like finding a turd inside of a pocketbook this event is of a great surprise to you.
"Shit in a hand bag! I've lost my keys again!!! Shit in a hand bag!"

10 pounds of shit in a 5-pound bag 

Phrase to describe something that is extremely ugly, messy, or fucked-up.

What a ten pound pile of shit would look like if stuffed into a bag made to hold only five pounds - shit falling out everywhere.
John Heinz Kerry looked like 10 pounds of shit in a 5-pound bag after his post-election-loss bender.

sixty pounds of shit in a fifty pound bag 

Wearing clothes too small, being too heavy for your clothes
Man...look at that 300 pound woman is size 5 jeans. She looks like sixty pounds of shit in a fifty pound bag.

Dammit, I'm getting too fat for my clothes. i feel like sixty pounds of shit in a forty pound bag
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
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