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Shit Towel

1) A towel used for wiping up messes such as puke, beer, milk, bong water, and when theres no toilet paper it is used to wipe your anus after defication.

2) The person who used the towel to wipe their shit when they were drunk as fuck and there was no toilet paper. Esp. a person whose name is Chantelle.
ex.

Dude, pass the shit towel, I spilled the rum.

or

jessika: "someone shit on my towel"
morgan: "wasn't me"
aj: "wasn't me"
jessika: "it must've been chantelle"
morgan: "yeah, she took a shit last night and there was no toilet paper"
Shit Towel by aleisterjoseph-P. August 9, 2009
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shit towel

An article of clothing, typically a sock, used to wipe ones ass after deficating and finding out there is no toilet paper.
I could not find any toliet paper so i took off my shoe and used my sock as a shit towel.
shit towel by coondude January 13, 2006

shit towel

A towel used for drying things other than the body. Typically the things soaked up are disgusting (ie: beer, bong water, ass-sweat, puke, etc.) A towel is no longer considered a shit towel once it has been cleansed of filth.
"Don't put that shit towel on me! I saw it lying on your floor for the last two months. It used to be white!"
shit towel by Nozomu1001 June 12, 2006

Shit-Towel 

An old towel, sock, rag, or t-shirt that is used as a means of wiping one's ass when no toilet paper is available, often left in a pile in a bathroom closet for repeat use.
Dude, we're out of buttwipe. You'll have to use this shit-towel.
Shit-Towel by Herman P. Willis November 5, 2008

Infamous Shit Towel 

In any home with white towels, there's always one with an unexplained streak of shit on it. Nobody admits to it, and nobody uses it, though it somehow makes it's way through the wash regularly until someone finally throws it away.
As I came out of the shower and grabbed my towel, I soon noticed I had made a grave error, for I had grabbed The Infamous Shit Towel.
Infamous Shit Towel by Smitty Joe August 10, 2006

Shit Towels 

A bag of soiled and used towels stored at the front entrance of buildings.
Yo man, why you have to elbow drop me on the shit towels, now i gotta clean my ass up!
Shit Towels by The Lift March 8, 2009

Reveal the twin towers and terrorise that shit 

Reveal the boobs and let me destroy them (motor boat, dick slap etc.)
"Hey Christy, let me reveal the twin towers and terrorise that shit" said a horny Geordie one rainy, overcast day.
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