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Shit Start 

When your home alone and you have to take a shit. As you are going to the bathroom, you notice the shit is already coming out so you pull down your pants and/or underwear, and just make it to the toilet on time
I wanted to see the end of the football game, but I had to shit, so I held it in until the end of the game, and got a shit start, just making it to the toilet.
Shit Start by TsaebBers November 8, 2009
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I'm not trying to start shit 

The phrase that you use right before you tell someone something that you know will start a lot of shit.
I'm not trying to start shit but Ty called your mother a whore.

start-shit-itus 

A fast spreading sickness among youth, in which, they start shit with everyone as long as they have their friends to back them up.
If you have start-shit-itus, I'll fuck your shit out of your mouth.

Shit Starter 

A person who likes to stir pots of trouble and cause grief. Usually this involves saying something to someone they know will upset that person.
Adrian is a shit starter for telling Cody that this chick has a nice truck, when he knows that it will upset Cody.
Shit Starter by M-Dawg-Draze April 27, 2017

Shit Starter 

Shit Starter by Hot Atl Mama December 23, 2004

Shit shart 

When you fart and it's not a fart. We're not talking skid-marks, there's a 3-inch lump of shit in your boxers! Usually a side effect of a Big Mac.
I went to McDonald's and had me a Big Mac. About 30 seconds later, my insides were feeling kinda funny. I drove home speeding at like 200 kilometers an hour. I fumbled my keys tryna unlock the fucking door, thinking "please let me get inside." I farted the second I got inside, but it felt like more than just a fart. I waddled like a penguin to the bathroom, and there was this 3-inch turd in my boxers. A 3-inch piece of fucking green slimy shit made it's way in to my boxers! Shit shart, I thought.
After wiping, I experienced diarrhea.
Shit shart by Jeffy12345 January 26, 2021

starting shit

one of the many uses of the word shit, in this particular case it means someone is creating drama or wanting to fight.
hey, peter was starting shit in the chat room last night, he was just asking to be kicked.
starting shit by gmoonit April 5, 2008
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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