Shit Sprint

The straight-backed, knee-locked, cheek-clenched speed-walk to the bathroom to take a shit. Happens when you're about to shit yourself but can't run to the toilet because you need total muscle control to keep from shitting your pants. One is often unable to communicate with others because talking might divert concentration from the sphincter.

Man 1: "Did John hurt himself recently? He was walking funny when I saw him a minute ago."
Man 2: "No, Man. We went to Chipotle for lunch and he was probably just taking a Shit Sprint to the bathroom. I think I set a world record when I did the same thing half an hour ago."

Shit Sprint by sociologistjosh March 30, 2019

jerry springer shit

anything that could be or should be on the Jerry Springer Show

" OMG Did you hear about dave shagging lisa and heather... they are twins "

" That some jerry springer shit right there"

jerry springer shit by Paul C 2008 January 21, 2008

that's some jerry springer shit 

Anyone with the qualifications to be on the Jerry Springer Show.

a slut having a sexual relationship with two brothers. people with low morals and standards, for example, that whore has fucked every inbred redneck in the hills and the trailer park, which one of you 18 men is my baby's daddy? that's some Jerry Springer shit.

that's some jerry springer shit by sheila stiletto September 25, 2013

shitprints 

The paw marks that your beloved feline pet leaves after she has had a dump in the litter box and trod in her somewhat damp turd. When she exits the box to come and say hello and be told what a good girl she is there is a shitty trail of paw prints on your floor

Hey Mick, Freddi just had a dump and left shitprints on the floor again. I suppose it's my turn to clean up again...

shitprints by Almeria August 21, 2009

Shitprint 

A stain left on the back of a toilet seat after your second or third shit of the day. Stain occurs when previous wipes have moved faecal matter up you arse crack to a place which will come into contact with toilet seat.

Mum: Did you shit on the toilet seat?
Son: No, don't worry it's just a shitprint. I'll clean it off.

Shitprint by Nai Laprem May 24, 2022

Shitprint 

The act of touching something after your fingers have touched your butt hole.

My hand smells like crap after I shook Bill's hand - I think he gave me a shitprint!

Shitprint by srezr December 20, 2013