Shit Pants

One who is farting and doing a great job of stinking out the entire area he occupies.

Hey, Shit Pants, go take a crap before your kill us all.

by construction guy July 18, 2009

shitted pants

Trousers that have been soiled by defecation, generally but not exclusively by older gentlemen

My grandfather had to travel home in shitted pants.

by tirtle March 23, 2016

shit pants

referring to pants that are brown, or a shade thereof.

Drew is no longer allowed to wear shit pants onstage...he looked tragic in them.

by thetwin March 25, 2007

shitting pants

an expression that is intended to convey excessive excitement. the beauty of the expression is that it has a double meaning; one literal and another entirely figurative but much more ridiculous.

1) to be shitting in one's pants
2) to be excreting pants from one's rectum

(over the phone): hey broski, guess where i'm at? in line to see the offspring. i'm shitting pants!

by b3n d0v3r June 19, 2008

Shit-Pants Drunk

When you get so drunk, you actually, literally, crap yourself like a toddler.

Thursday night I wore my white corduroy pants out to the bar. I didn’t know my white corduroys would soon become my shit pants. I got so boozed, I stole my friends shoes and barfed in them. Then I shit my pants...Thursday night I was Shit-Pants Drunk.

by A Delightful June 30, 2011

Spongebob Shit Pants

When someone unknowingly sits in shit. Either human or animal shit.

My friend by accident sat on a toilet seat covered in shit and soiled his pants. He is now referred to as "Spongebob Shit Pants".

by Mean Friend December 06, 2006

DR Shit Pants

Is a Person who sits on crap ether bird shit or just shit, especially from shitting them self's and you can call them shit pants for short

"Hay Dale i mean Dr Shit Pants would you like some fresh bird shit on the chair for you"

by Danny169 September 17, 2012