Shit Life 

Two words one might utter to explain that the situation they are in or how shitty their life is. Usually used in a jokingly matter to bring laughs in to someone's despair.

Mark: Man, my girlfriend dumped me last night cause I forgot it was her dogs birthday
Adam:That sucks man
Reggie: shit life!
Adam: haha yeah shit life

Shit Life by Macindoc November 15, 2010

Shit life syndrome (SLS) 

Shit life syndrome (SLS) is a phrase used by physicians in the United Kingdom and the United States for the effect that a variety of poverty or abuse-induced disorders can have on patients.

(Wikipedia)

Alice: "I can't do that, you know... Because of money-experience circle..."
Bob: "The term you look for is probably Shit life syndrome (SLS), no? Take a peek..."
Alice: "Hm, I see... That fits. Shit life syndrome (SLS) can explain it ALL! Thanks; TIL!"
Bob: "Gladly."

Shit life syndrome (SLS) by dame_dane July 27, 2022

Shit my life 

When life is so shit that you can't take it anymore.

Why is this happening to me. Shit my life!!

Shit my life by Littleeleanor March 6, 2016

Real Life Shit 

RLS for short... Whenever a story is outdone by some douche-bag who always has to over-exceed your story. Inspired by a co-worker who always seemed to have an extremely intense, more gripping story than I.

John - "Damn man, yeah, one time I hiked Morro Rock and almost slipped and died man."

Forzley - "Oh, really? One time I climbed a similar rock tripped and broke my leg in 3 places, had a stick impaled through my arm, and walked away."

John -"Fuck.. That's real life shit."

Real Life Shit by Cbear69 January 12, 2009

Life-Shit 

A defecation so glorious that its passing causes your life up to that point to flash before your eyes due to the sheer emotion provoked by the stool.

Friend A: "Do I hear Brad crying in the bathroom?"

Friend B: "He must have just passed a life-shit!"

Life-Shit by Colin January 5, 2009

R.L.S. (Real Life Shit) 

Turmoil that happens in real life;

Drama that is so intense and obsurd it seems to be fictional, but is actually Real Life Shit that happens on a daily basis. Almost like living a Tyler Perry Movie, or something else that may seem like it could only happen in movies or on television. (Soap Opera type shit)

Jena' - Did you hear about Tony getting caught sleeping with his fiance's sister AND they momma??

Tonya - Ooooh. His fiance is crazy as hell. I think she's gonna lorena bobbitt his ass. She probably gonna try and do something to them too.

Jena'- Shittin Me!!! She might just merc his dumb ass. Either way..... there's some R.L.S. (Real Life Shit) about to go down on that block.

R.L.S. (Real Life Shit) by "H.I.M." October 4, 2009

Shit at life

A person that is truely shit at living

Check that putrid asshole over there out . The fuckwitt is 55 has 9 kids and still doesn’t have a
Job The cock head can’t even manage to report to Centerlink . His dad should have done his mum a favour and wiped his cock on the curtin . The mutt is straight up shit at life .

Shit at life by Fukwergoodatlife March 13, 2026