Shit Knocker

AKA: some who talks shit. a person who lies and knocks it around

"Did you hear that dude at lunch, he's such a Shit Knocker"

by KayleKaleidoscope May 20, 2009

shit-knocker

Someone who shits in their hand and then flings it in another's face.

"See that guy over there? He's a shit-knocker."

by Epic-win May 25, 2009

Shit Knocker

Somone who screws others up the anus. Usually used to describe gay people.

That queer guy over there looks like a Shit Knocker.

by humongousFUNGUS January 20, 2006

shit-knocker

when you get hi in the stomach so hard that shit comes out of your ass.

"Yo, Louie Im gonna give you a
shit- knocker if you dont shut the hell up!"

by Bob Lush March 11, 2003

Alaskan Shit Knocker

A very small man that walks around on all fours with a 20 inch strap on attached to his belt because he is insecure about his own penis size. He tends to run around searching for people shitting in public restrooms. When he finds his victims he jumps over the bathroom stall onto their feet to then catapults them across the restroom. He then digs into his volumptuous new meal. He usually let's out a screech to warn his victims he's coming. When he approaches the poor souls he takes the shit from the toilet bowl and forces them to eat it. He then gives his schlong a swirly wirly in the shit water. After that he continues to slap his victim across the face with his schlong and then runs out into public on all fours making grunting noises while vigorously shitting everywhere.

"Woah! Do you see Tom!? He's on all fours again. Better run before he gives you an Alaskan Shit Knocker."

by Weewee'sforbreakfast.com January 1, 2021

shit knickers

An exclaimation of frustration;
Dirty undies for females.

"Oh, shit knickers! I left my homework at home!"

"Please do not leave your shit knickers in my room."

by LindsayLu November 18, 2004

blast shit knickers

the act of releasing small amounts of shit during the farting process

Johny, i was doing your laundry and i there was a brown stain on your pants... did you blast shit knickers again?

by SOdeadAFTERschool September 2, 2010