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shit dicking 

Homosexual intercourse. When a gay man puts his unit in his partners ass, you can probably assume it's going to get shit on it.
"Dude, I walked in John's apartment last night and seen his gay room mate shit dicking his boyfriend. I'm scarred for life man!"
shit dicking by Meaty Pablo April 20, 2008

shit-dicking 

Using one's dick to push in the shit of another. Primarily used to describe the "male" in a homosexual relationship ; Shit-dick, Shit-dicker, Shit-dicked
"Man that stiltzdaddy has been shit-dicking a TON of dudes lately."

Shit dickins 

used to describe a very a shitty situation.
"yo i only got a little bit of weed" says chris. "let me see yo" says palmer. chris shows amount. "oh man thats shit dickins" Plamer says.
Shit dickins by Palmer Gross October 24, 2008

sucka dickie mo fo shit

loosely translated; god dammit son-of-a-bitch mother fucker shit!!! But in a good way
Sung to the tune of "Camptown Ladies"... "SUCKA-DICKIE MO-FO SHIT DOO-DAH, DOO-DAH"
sucka dickie mo fo shit by Uncle Les September 12, 2003

Stick your dick in shit 

When a homosexual man or whatever the fuck you is, wants to engage in anal sex.
Nigga 1: Aye bro, you seen that fruit nigga there?

Nigga 2: Yeah bro I don't understand why you would want to stick your dick in shit bro

Shirtdicking 

Walking around wearing a shirt only with an erection that's visible from the underside of the shirt.
I showed up at his house for dinner and he was shirtdicking .

erection wood shirtless hard
Shirtdicking by Hudway May 13, 2018
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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