Shit Comet 

An unconscious human who has shat him or herself during free fall at terminal velocity.

Joey thought it would be funny to take Benadryl and laxatives at the same time just before sky diving. Little did he know, this would affect his ability to pull his chute, therefore causing him to become a Shit Comet.

Shit Comet by Space-like-Kevin November 10, 2017

Comet Shit 

The comet shit can be defined as a large hard turd (sometimes nearly perfectly round like that of a donut hole) followed by a spray of loose diarrhea. When defecating, often times the thrust necessary to push this initial round turd "out" creates a rocketing ball of feces followed by a shower of watery slime.

Dude, my guts are bubbling. I feel a Comet Shit coming on..

Comet Shit by BLACKLIST138 June 5, 2010

Shit-headed pink comet 

An annoying, seizure-inducing pink trajectory travelling from east to west, creating nuisances and wreaking havoc wherever it goes.

Goddammit that JRToad is one cock biting, shit-headed pink comet.

Shit-headed pink comet by Professor Gotti at the Univ. of Pricksville February 17, 2004

new shit has come to light 

previously unknown information has been uncovered which has bearing on the current situation

Origin: "The Big Lebowski" (1998)

Tom: "Don't shitcan Jeff, man."
Jack: "Why the hell not? He's a useless motherfucker."
Tom: "Because, man, new shit has come to light. I found out his dad is worth, like, a billion dollars, and he's looking to invest."

new shit has come to light by Nothing Is Fucked October 17, 2013

Shitometer

The level of shit a bloke gets into with his wife. Generally occurs after a night out on the booze with his mates and he gets home very very late.

Shitometer readings -

10/10 - roaring, you are in the doghouse!

5/10 - usually still at this level 5 days after peaking at 10/10.

3/10 - simmering and ready to erupt at any tick of the clock, the shitometer never goes lower than 3/10.

Mahalis 'Are we heading out tonight for a drink'?

Mohamed 'Sorry Mahalis, the Shitometer is roaring'!

Shitometer by CutUpRough July 29, 2010

Shitometer

When you have reached your peak of Shit taken.

My shitometer is almost on E.

Shitometer by ElJefeBoyd October 28, 2022