Shit Carver 

To sculpt statues or lesser known figurines out of piles of excrement, or other bodily waste in a pleasent yet purposeful manner.

Brett: Dude somebody shit all over the public bathroom!
Kevin: Yeah right bro, I know that you were in there Shit Carver. Carve up anything good?
Brett: Abe Fuckin Lincoln!

Shit Carver by HalfPint December 14, 2008

Shit Carters Hat 

In the days before modern plumbing the Night Soil Man (shit carter) would pay weekly visits to one's home to collect the sewage receptacle (large metal can) and leave an empty one. This service was usually arranged by the local government authority (the council). As the can was large and heavy the shit carter would often place the can on his head, in order to take it back to the shit truck. To make this task more comfortable he would wear a padded hat. The hat would, over a short period of time, become very flat on top due to the weight of the load.

"Strewth mate, the surf today is as flat as a shit carters hat."

Shit Carters Hat by Wasim Ranamadruta August 31, 2012

shit cavern 

the sewer. it's a long, tunnel of tunnels full of shit and garbage.

gotta send my shit to the shit cavern...

shit cavern by EasternEuropeanSlavLover October 9, 2023

shit-craver

A male homosexual. Probably originates from the tendency of male homosexuals to engage in anal sex with each other.

Better not go in there - those guys are Shit-cravers.

shit-craver by Lord Heavyhandz - nEvErMiNdThEbOllOx May 13, 2005

Pampered Shit Cavern 

A butt slut whose asshole is so gapingly loose that she/he must wear a diaper to contain their anal secretions.

Leigh had to pick up some Pampers at the store because she is a Pampered Shit Cavern and doesn't want to leave stains on everything she sits on.

Pampered Shit Cavern by Duff McGee December 5, 2005

shit of my career 

A landmark bowel movement, followed by a tremendous sense of relief.

"I just had the shit of my career," Amy said with a sly grin.

shit of my career by texasguy September 28, 2006

shit of my career 

A monsterous crap taken at work while in the midst of a busy time.

That was the "shit of my career."

shit of my career by the marti September 28, 2006