Shit Biscut
When you feel like using an original line--- shit biscut. Shit (fecal matter) and Biscut (fecal matter)
Shit Biscut by dubtowndancer March 30, 2007
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shit biscuit
A by-product produced by mostly old people who wear diapers, as well as babies. The shit biscuit is formed when they shit themselves, but doesn't clean up or get changed right away. Over time, the turd is flattened out (from sitting on it) and eventually hardens into a dried out biscuit or cookie-like turd.
"I went to the nursing home today to see grandpa, and I think he had been making a batch of shit biscuits."
shit biscuit by rockstarchris September 5, 2006
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shit-biscuits
1. A confectionary given to your enemys, consisting of:
Shit + Biscuits.
2. A curse for when "Oh FUCK!" just isn't enough.
Shit + Biscuits.
2. A curse for when "Oh FUCK!" just isn't enough.
1. I really hate that brian-face, I know what I'm going to bake him, shit! and biscuits! Shit-biscuits!
2. Oh Shit-biscuits! (realising youve forgotten to wear clothes whilst in the middle of a flight to Ibeza)
2. Oh Shit-biscuits! (realising youve forgotten to wear clothes whilst in the middle of a flight to Ibeza)
shit-biscuits by Tom Glenx May 1, 2006
Asian Shit Biscuit
Asian Shit Biscuit by Pa$tah Troy July 8, 2006
Shit Biscuit
Being called a 'shit biscuit' isnt great though its a more polite way of being called a shit <unt.
Its similar to being the last biscuit in the tin that noone wants, usually the dirty orange one, simply because its shit.
Its similar to being the last biscuit in the tin that noone wants, usually the dirty orange one, simply because its shit.
Shit Biscuit by King King Kellie January 11, 2022
Shit biscuit
Friend 1: "yo! I still got shit under my finger nails"
Friend 2: "nasty! From what?"
Friend 1: "from fist fucking some nasty bitch for shit biscuits last night"
Friend 2: "nasty! From what?"
Friend 1: "from fist fucking some nasty bitch for shit biscuits last night"
Shit biscuit by Robharry53 January 10, 2017
shit biscuit
like a little kid getting on your nerves is a little shit biscuit cause idk they pretty much shit in a bag on their waist...oooh or a little black tar baby
shit biscuit by julian_boredom January 9, 2008
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