Shit Biscut 

When you feel like using an original line--- shit biscut. Shit (fecal matter) and Biscut (fecal matter)

"Awww Shit Biscut! I lost my 50$"

Shit Biscut by dubtowndancer March 30, 2007

shit biscuit 

A by-product produced by mostly old people who wear diapers, as well as babies. The shit biscuit is formed when they shit themselves, but doesn't clean up or get changed right away. Over time, the turd is flattened out (from sitting on it) and eventually hardens into a dried out biscuit or cookie-like turd.

"I went to the nursing home today to see grandpa, and I think he had been making a batch of shit biscuits."

shit biscuit by rockstarchris September 5, 2006

shit-biscuits 

1. A confectionary given to your enemys, consisting of:
Shit + Biscuits.
2. A curse for when "Oh FUCK!" just isn't enough.

1. I really hate that brian-face, I know what I'm going to bake him, shit! and biscuits! Shit-biscuits!
2. Oh Shit-biscuits! (realising youve forgotten to wear clothes whilst in the middle of a flight to Ibeza)

shit-biscuits by Tom Glenx May 1, 2006

Asian Shit Biscuit

an extremely ugly asian person with a beard

That guy from Karate Kid is a real Asian Shit Biscuit

Asian Shit Biscuit by Pa$tah Troy July 8, 2006

Shit Biscuit 

Being called a 'shit biscuit' isnt great though its a more polite way of being called a shit <unt.

Its similar to being the last biscuit in the tin that noone wants, usually the dirty orange one, simply because its shit.

''give us a hand lifting this mate''
''nahh sorry, sore back''
''ggf then you shit biscuit''

Shit Biscuit by King King Kellie January 11, 2022

Shit biscuit 

A fist full of human fecal matter that was acquired through an anal fisting.

Friend 1: "yo! I still got shit under my finger nails"

Friend 2: "nasty! From what?"

Friend 1: "from fist fucking some nasty bitch for shit biscuits last night"

Shit biscuit by Robharry53 January 10, 2017

shit biscuit 

like a little kid getting on your nerves is a little shit biscuit cause idk they pretty much shit in a bag on their waist...oooh or a little black tar baby

"dude im tryin to play guitar hero nigger fuck off you little shit biscuit!!"

shit biscuit by julian_boredom January 9, 2008