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shitepipe
Im gonna toss your salad bitch plop that shitepipe down on my bake.
mavis that shitepipe's wrecked, whos been at it before me?
I'm gonna empty my bollocks in that shitepipe, thats right im gonna creampie ya!
mavis that shitepipe's wrecked, whos been at it before me?
I'm gonna empty my bollocks in that shitepipe, thats right im gonna creampie ya!
shitepipe by The King of NooNarnia February 3, 2008
Shitpile Paralysis
1) You have such a huge pile of shit to do you can't figure out what to tackle first.
2) One of those moments where you have so much to do, but can't focus on one thing so you end up just doing nothing or surfing the internet.
2) One of those moments where you have so much to do, but can't focus on one thing so you end up just doing nothing or surfing the internet.
I might not be able to complete that report on-time because of my shitpile paralysis, but I have updated my facebook status seven times.
Shitpile Paralysis by Kacinitis July 20, 2012
shitipe
A person at the poverty level and expects everything for free.
Usually more than one of these traits are presented. Poor hygiene, never changing clothes, lives in a dwelling that has holes in the wall(s), excessive smoker, high usage of recreational drugs.
Usually more than one of these traits are presented. Poor hygiene, never changing clothes, lives in a dwelling that has holes in the wall(s), excessive smoker, high usage of recreational drugs.
shitipe by SomeoneFromCanada July 14, 2017
shitpiphany
shitpiphany by frail_otis November 4, 2009
big shitpile
The part of a bank's or other lending institution's portfolio that is tied up in risky mortgages. Since many of these institutions are heavily into these loans, they become the 'big shitpile'.
The Big Shitpile Investment Banks are doing their damnedest to hide the full scale of their losses, by writing down only a little at a time.
big shitpile by Cowmix December 12, 2007
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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