Shirk-off 

The act of masturbating with shit

Sherminator was giving anal, and couldn't climax. He decided to pull out and use the shit on his dick to shirk-off on his partners ass

Shirk-off by Dirtysailors December 16, 2018

shirt off 

The suggestion that pops up on Google Images every time you type in the name of any vaguely attractive male celebrity and then the letter "s".

You: Let's see…"Ryan Reynolds s—".

Google: "ryan reynolds shirt off".

You: Um…"Tom Cruise s—".

Google: "tom cruise shirt off".

You: Okay, "Jack Black s—".

Google: "jack black soundboard".

shirt off by kadatz May 12, 2010

T-shirt off 

Something unexpected, or surprising, can be both positive or negative (similar to "out of pocket"), mainly used in SoCal.

Yesterday my girlfriend threw a surprise birthday party. It was so t-shirt off!

T-shirt off by peppubi March 7, 2016

Take my shirt off 

To go from 0-100
To go hard at what you're doing
Not to actually take shirt off

I died 4 times in a row in fortnite so I had to take my shirt off

Jeff got dunked on last week so he took his shirt off for the rest of the game

Take my shirt off by ixNay- May 17, 2018

Shirt off shit 

When you take a shit and it becomes so intense that you have to remove your shirt for air.

Okay I’m back guys I just had to take the most agonizing shirt off shit ever. That toilet is finished.

Shirt off shit by Doshiku August 1, 2025

Hey I’m a Mug/T-Shirt/ bought off of Urban Dictionary lol 

Now these words are now on a Mug/T-Shirt. Well that’s just random.

MAKE UR OWN SENTENCE!

Hey I’m a Mug/T-Shirt/ bought off of Urban Dictionary lol - Formatted on a Mug/T-Shirt.

Hey I’m a Mug/T-Shirt/ bought off of Urban Dictionary lol by DanielGamer 9 October 10, 2019

cut-off shirt 

A regular shirt that has had both the sides cut off using scissors. Looks like a poor quality muscle-T.

Originated in Sonoma County, CA and has spread throughout the county high schools. Mainly wore by the jocks; football & basketball players.

Joe: I feel like making a new cut-off shirt today.

Devon: Another? Didn't you make like 2 last night?

Joe: Yeah, but I could use some new ones.

cut-off shirt by Iwear Cut-offs July 20, 2012