Shinwhacker 

Someone that is so fucking annoying... that to be in their presence is like getting whacked in the shins with a golf club coated in lime juice and salt over and over and over.

Mike: Dude where were you the entire party?

Tim: That shinwhacker Jamie had me pinned down next to guac' bowl all night. I can hardly stand up straight..

Mike: I saw him get out of his truck and almost fell down a flight of stairs running for cover.

Shinwhacker by customfish February 5, 2010

Shitwhacker 

An ignorant, slow-witted person who loafs around the local scene trying to get wasted, repeats whatever you say to everyone and gets themselves arrested on the regular for things most folks are smart enough not to get caught doing. Usually people just leave them be except for the cops, who they always manage to piss off.

"yo, this dude has got a big mouth!"
" nah, don't even worry about it. He's just some shitwhacker I see here all the time. Pay him no mind. Last week he got arrested for pissing on a cop car then asking the cop if he had some paper towels so he could dry the piss off his shoe."

Shitwhacker by K. Washington July 25, 2016

shithacker 

A homosexual male who cruises the bar scene, trying to pick-up on attractive straight men. An asshacker.

Naw, we don't go to Strange Willies anymore. The place is overrun with shithackers.

shithacker by Jim Inman August 18, 2006

shitwhacked 

the result of participating in a night of total twistedness, hard moves, etc.

Shit homie I was doin some hard biz last night and as a result got totally shitwhacked

shitwhacked by Swade September 28, 2006

shitwhacked 

Slapping the ass of a hooker on the streets while eating ur own poop

"Man, did you see that shit, ur mom was getting shitwhacked by that BUM!"

shitwhacked by 2.0 December 3, 2007

shithackery 

The dark art of getting broken code or a terrible design to “work” through sheer force of desperation, duct tape, and questionable morals.
Usually involves global variables, setTimeout “fixes,” or ten layers of !important.
Common side effects include technical debt, shame, and a future you silently curse.

This isn’t refactored yet, but I made it work with some shithackery

shithackery by mr mr mr mr mr mr mr mr October 9, 2025