A word used by a small group of folk, to derogatively refer to something or someone, that they believe to be sub-par in terms of character, presentation, motivation, quality or performance.
That bike's proper shintsy, I'd rather walk the 10 miles to town, than suffer riding that piece of shit.
"Are you coming to the pub Micky?" "No, I'm proper chonged, and can't be arsed with the pub tonight" "Come on, stop being so shintsy!"
A sport played by even more real men than rugby. In this Scottish game you hit around a leather ball that could break your teeth and all the bones on your body and swinging around pices of lumber hitting eachother with them
Person 1 "Lets go play Shinty
Person 2 "Better not break any bones"
*Fucks up a block like a retared*
A shirt which bears the logo of a team, usually in professional sports, that has the name and number of a player on the back just like a jersey does, but is in fact a shirt.
John: Hey Tom, you ready for the game?
Tom: Yeah, hold on one sec I need to grab something
(Tom grabs shirtsy, walks downstairs)
John: Nice shirtsy, let's go.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.