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Shintysix 

A real number. Cannot be used in Numberwang's Imaginary Numbers round.
"I only have shintysix days left to live."
Shintysix by The So Fine March 27, 2012

saintly savage 

Someone that is a pure saint, but acts as a savage when necessary or called for
"Dude she's an utter savage!"
"No, Alma's just a saintly savage."
saintly savage by Schnepp2raw March 13, 2015
Shinty is defined as a irregularly large male private extremity. That has the ability to be eaten.
Aye yo do you eat the shinty?

Shiftly Shit

When an employee takes a dump once per his or her shift. Generally taking place around the same timeframe each shift. In most situations a shiftly shit is strategically planned during undesirable work situations. Such situations include eluding a meeting or to get away from undesirable fellow employees.
It was 2:30 and Jane knew bastard boss Tom would be stopping by work at any moment. Wanting to escape any possible conversation with Tom the boss, Jane planned her shiftly shit for the day.
Shiftly Shit by jgurbisz December 16, 2009
To do something with poor skill.
Dude 1-Did you eat those burgers?
Dude 2-Yea they were cooked mad shittly.
A sport played by even more real men than rugby. In this Scottish game you hit around a leather ball that could break your teeth and all the bones on your body and swinging around pices of lumber hitting eachother with them
Person 1 "Lets go play Shinty
Person 2 "Better not break any bones"
*Fucks up a block like a retared*
Shinty by Daddy's always watching November 1, 2018
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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