Shinty 

Shinty is defined as a irregularly large male private extremity. That has the ability to be eaten.

Aye yo do you eat the shinty?

Shinty by Vindaloo(browntelkatisis) March 20, 2019

Shinty 

A sport played by even more real men than rugby. In this Scottish game you hit around a leather ball that could break your teeth and all the bones on your body and swinging around pices of lumber hitting eachother with them

Person 1 "Lets go play Shinty
Person 2 "Better not break any bones"
*Fucks up a block like a retared*

Shinty by Daddy's always watching November 1, 2018

Shinty 

A Scottish sport played by inbred west coasters. When observed, appears to be dangerous as fuck with a number of wild cunts waving sticks in front of each other’s teeth. In reality, the real danger is down the local pub after the game where the villagers fight over the choice of ceilidh music for the night.

BBC Alba commentator “camera kiosk battery shaver John MacArthur”

BBC Alba guest pundit “what the fuck are you saying ya daft Gaelic shinty bawbag”

Shinty by rafterman June 29, 2019

shinty 

coolio brilliant boy mate who makes life worthwhile, though ever so slightly insane when near alcohol.

to hit a shinty under the chin, you will make him temporarily "sweet and cuddly"

hey shinty, you are looking shintylicious today!

shinty by Laura June 19, 2004

shinty 

Word comes from the boy 'Shinty'. He has funky ginger hair and the brightest yellow feet ever. He named his penis gengas. To shinty, is to fall or make a mistake, or even to get a detention. Can also be used to describe someone with yellow feet, red hair and a penis called gengas.

You are looking extremely shinty today
whoooops i did a shinty
teacher; how dare u do a shinty!?

shinty by Tony Knight June 22, 2004

shinty-six 

A number. More specifically, an unfathomably large number expected to be expressed in the upper double to lower triple digits in the decimal notation (think, umpteen multiplied by ten). Should generally be the result of adding six to a multiple of ten, but that is not required.

"I only have shinty-six days left to live." (Numberwang)
"I drink roughly shinty-six cups of coffee each day." (you've been wondering how much coffee this person drinks, because they're always shaking and their handwriting sucks.)

shinty-six by SolidOne February 15, 2020

my shiny metal ass 

An expression that the robot Bender from the TV show Futurama says frequently.

Bender is always saying my shiny metal ass!

my shiny metal ass by Starchylde May 29, 2016