A sport played by even more real men than rugby. In this Scottish game you hit around a leather ball that could break your teeth and all the bones on your body and swinging around pices of lumber hitting eachother with them
Person 1 "Lets go play Shinty
Person 2 "Better not break any bones"
*Fucks up a block like a retared*
A Scottish sport played by inbred west coasters. When observed, appears to be dangerous as fuck with a number of wild cunts waving sticks in front of each other’s teeth. In reality, the real danger is down the local pub after the game where the villagers fight over the choice of ceilidh music for the night.
BBC Alba commentator “camera kiosk battery shaver John MacArthur”
BBC Alba guest pundit “what the fuck are you saying ya daft Gaelic shinty bawbag”
Word comes from the boy 'Shinty'. He has funky ginger hair and the brightest yellow feet ever. He named his penis gengas. To shinty, is to fall or make a mistake, or even to get a detention. Can also be used to describe someone with yellow feet, red hair and a penis called gengas.
You are looking extremely shinty today whoooops i did a shinty
teacher; how dare u do a shinty!?
A number. More specifically, an unfathomably large number expected to be expressed in the upper double to lower triple digits in the decimal notation (think, umpteen multiplied by ten). Should generally be the result of adding six to a multiple of ten, but that is not required.
"I only have shinty-six days left to live." (Numberwang)
"I drink roughly shinty-six cups of coffee each day." (you've been wondering how much coffee this person drinks, because they're always shaking and their handwriting sucks.)
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.