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Shalashaska Shinkawa

Don't say it out loud, it will make your furniture start floating
"Hey dude please don't make my furniture float"
"Shalashaska Shinkawa"
"noooooooooo"

Clean Shitaway 

The extremely rare and highly coveted circumstance where one attempts to wipe their ass after taking a ferocious shit, however discovers that the initial pass through comes up clean.
"Lauren expected to get caught up in the bathroom for an exorbitant amount of time after eating that Mexican food, however she was delighted to find that she instead had a clean shitaway. There was zero evidence left at the scene of the crime."
Clean Shitaway by J Rizzle May 23, 2014

Shalashaska Shinkawa

The name of a random person, it literally sounds like a spell from Harry Potter.
Shalashaska Shinkawa: Who the fuck are any of these people.

Guy: Who the fuck are YOU? I tried to say your name out loud and my furniture started floating

shitawaited 

I need to get things shitawaited before going to the Navas vs state for gay prostitution
shitawaited by Dr.Nìggér August 20, 2022

Yoji Shinkawa

I saw a peice of art that day, it was simmilar to Yoji Shinkawa's style.
Yoji Shinkawa by Tony January 3, 2004

shitawaited 

Getting your shit ( affairs, situations) situated.
I got so much I need to get shitawaited before tomorrow.
shitawaited by Dr Niggèr August 17, 2022