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Shnarklepuff 

Unnecessarily drawing attention to yourself. Often occurs to if someone feels left out of a particular convosation, or are leaving. A shnarklepuff can be a part of convosation, an item of clothing or an action.
'Hey, I'm just going to bed so don't bang your head on the way in'

(after the speaker leaves) 'Dude, that was a massive shnarklepuff'

Suzanne Grange is going shopping!!!
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Examples of non-convosational shnarklepuffing include: grunting whilst doing weights in the gym, wearing a t-shirt with an innuendo written on it, laughing harder and longer than anyone else or putting up pointless facebook statuses(and lots of them).
Shnarklepuff by Yours Truly, August 14, 2010
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Donkey Shlankled 

You are so fucked up that you have no control over your your sensory or motor functions. You can't even speak, only noises are muttered. You walk out of the bar looking like you just got kicked in the face by a donkey. The highest degree of drunkeness possible.
"Man last night I was donkey shlankled off my ass and banged a 400 lb black chick. I have never been that fucked up before."

"Are you going to the bar tonight."

Response: "Hell yeah man I'm gettin Donkey Shlankled wasted."
Donkey Shlankled by Philly S501 February 26, 2010

Fookin' Shankled 

Drunk enough to enjoy a night at a really shitty club or party.
Olly: Where did u go on Friday?
Ali: Embrace; It was chavvy, but I was drunk enough to enjoy it,
Olly: wow, you must have been fookin' shankled.

shinkleberry 

A rare berry located in Tennessee.
I was walking in the woods and found a real shinkleberry! It tasted like berries.
shinkleberry by masedpotato149 June 18, 2018

shinkles 

the combination of sheets and wrinkles that make the lines on your face and skin from laying on sheets while you sleep.
when i woke up this morning i said, "omg mom look at the shinkles all over my face and leg!"
shinkles by Corinne Fullmer July 3, 2008
The bone between your shin and ankle.
Girl; Ow my shinkle hurts. I think I might have sprained it.
Shinkle by MemeFalcon January 7, 2017