Shilpit 

Something that is totaly useless

Being a fuck buddie is shilpit. Love and tenderness is more secure than that arseholes

Shilpit by hypogood<3rw/aheart October 22, 2009

shilpika 

The most beautiful , ruthless , and kind girl you'll ever meet , someone who you'll fall in love within seconds.

Wish I had shilpika for a life partner.

shilpika by Niggboi November 30, 2017

shilpi 

a beautiful, intelligent, but unattainable woman

"Dude, don't trip. That shilpi rejected me too."

shilpi by Miss D April 8, 2005

shilpita 

Sexy and smart af

Shilpita bless us with your intelligence

shilpita by Alien360 December 10, 2016

shilpi 

A fine-looking, extremely intelligent, but unattainable female.

"Dude, that shilpi dissed us all."

shilpi by Fine Guy April 21, 2005

Shitpit 

A place where smelling people fester. A mud hole filled with shit.

Kristen:Ah Brandon's coming!
Steve:Yeah he smells so terrible.
Brandon:Hey what's up?
Kristen:I feel sick.
Steve:Brandon, why don't you go back home and wallow in your shitpit you stinky bastard?

Shitpit by CrowbarKiller September 1, 2008

shitpit 

A reoccurring red and blotchy rash surrounding the armpit. The cause and the cure for this symptom are both unknown. Some experts believe that it is due to continual usage of a certain arm deodorant and/or antiperspirant in which the person is somewhat allergic. A sufferer of "shitpit" usually decides not to switch the infecting product just for the heck of it, rather than logically trying a different product. It is a very complex disease affecting the person both mentally (insanity) and physically (red pits).

Darrell: "Dude, let's go to the Aqua-centre for a swim."

Bjorn: "Nah, I don't really want to."

Darrell: "Why the hell not?"

Bjorn: "Uhhh..... my shitpit is acting up again, it'll be embarrassing."

shitpit by Cody Murray September 16, 2005