Shilarm

The act of putting your freshly washed hands in someone's pocket then profusely wiggling it around till they cry

"I Shilarmed the shit out of Dave yesterday"

by Lumpy potatoes December 10, 2018

Shifarmis

A group sex act in which one surrounded male is repeatedly squirted on by multiple females. Similar to bukkake, but with reversed roles.

That female midget biker gang did shifarmis all over Kyle's face last night.

by shifarmis June 17, 2011

Shilam

To "shilam" one must aggressively lower their arm towards the ground whilst shouting the word SHILAM. Kelly Rowland has a similar motion when she exclaims "you put it down, baby gurl".

Oh my God, i can't believe Joel just Shilamed outside the restaurant!

by kandyshopbbz November 9, 2011

shlarm

the slimy stuff found on the bottom of soap dispensers, etc. if not cleaned as regularly as they should.

Dude, I just cleaned that shlarm off of the sink. It was so nasty!!

by the bluegrass baby January 13, 2011

Shlarmy

To feel sunken or lacking in shape; to feel like a worm, or a sack of flesh without bones.

Did you see Johnny the other day? The poor slob hasn’t been to the gym all week, he’s looking a bit shlarmy.

by ShlarmWow3846 May 25, 2023

shilarious

a combination of the phrase "the shit", and "hilarious". Commonly used to show how much one thinks another person is hilarious, and at the same time, the shit.

"Oh, Kristi Bisty! You're so shilarious!"

"Did you see South Park last night?! It was the most shilarious thing I've ever seen!!"

by Dan-o-lantern November 30, 2007

Shlarm

n.

Large pseudo-chops that aggressive, defined chiquitas grow as some kind of statement to the system.

I see her majesty's invincible ascendy-christ has decided to once, again, assert her shlarm-warns.

by Noch-Thail January 9, 2010