Shetard

Shitfaced retard, or girly retard.

jay is such a shetard
or
omg mirrorkills is a damn shetard

by like, everyone with a brain December 12, 2008

Shetard

A non-offensive alternate for Reverse sexism. Something that discriminates men/males.

"That person is a Shetard if they think men can't play video games and make millions from an industry that slatters millions of livestock for $."

by People who aren't a bitch July 1, 2023

Commander Shepard

A former Spectre who has recently taken to swindling shopkeepers into giving him discounts.

I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favourite store on the Citadel.

by thegoddamnsiege October 22, 2010

john shepard

John Shepard is one badass mother fucker who won't back down to anyone!

"What can you tell me about the reapers?"-John Shepard.

by Borris the Toad October 6, 2013

German Shepard

The incorrect way of spelling German Shepherd.

People may pronounce it "German Shepard," but it's spelled German Shepherd!

by lecya October 25, 2007

Commander Shepard

An extremely sexy individual who has seen more pussy than Pornhub

Commander Shepard: We'll bang okay?

by FuckHErRightInThePussy September 9, 2014

Shepards Pie without the Mash

The aftermath of what you believed to be a humble fart.

1. Peter thought he was clever performing a one cheek bench sneak but didn't feel so fucking clever when he realised he had Shepards Pie without the Mash in his pants.

2. "That fart sounded wet" Steve announced during the Sermon
"Feels wet actually Steve" replied the Vicar, "I do believe I have Shepards Pie without the Mash in my underwear, please excuse me while I clean this shit up"

3. Deidre suddenly became withdrawn & pale. It was clearly obvious she had Shepards Pie without the Mash in her knickers.

4. Dave let out a thunderous bottom belch and grinned insanely, "Shepards Pie without the Mash" he exclaimed

by The Real Mark Hunt November 7, 2010