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sherrard illinois

Small town where you would think all the hicks and people againsts gays are but really at the the highschool the percentage of lesbians is 90% of the school. Mostly everyone is rich and acts spoiled asf and are cocky and rude asf. there is nothing good about the school so dont go there.
Sherrard illinois has too many lesbians.

Shertard 

A shertard is someone who posts on the MMA forum sherdog.

You can usually tell a shertard apart from a regular poster as they're around 14 - 17yrs old, live in their parents basement, make outlandish statements and act like armchair quarterbacks. They hate the UFC and dana white with a passion because they are too legit to quit and they're too cool to like anything mainstream. Act like grammar police when outdone in an argument, think they're red hot playas and get all the pussy in the world and have never been in a real fight or competed in their life.
Example 1
Shertard - '' The way chuck liddell is holding his hands is all wrong, if i was fighting him i would just throw a left hook counter and knock him out''

Regular poster '' STFU shertard you've probably never fought a day in your life'

Example 2
Regular Poster ''Man Arianny Celeste is so hot, she's the cause of global warming''

Shertard ''She isn't that good, i mean sure i'd hit her and all but i have hotter chicks hitting on me all the time when i'm checking it in the club''
Shertard by timmeh otoole August 27, 2009

sherardo 

One who enters into a new environment without taking the time to learn any of the social rules of the place. Then they promptly make pretty much every social gaff you can imagine this side of shitting on the dinner table.
I work with a complete sherardo
sherardo by Chester January 13, 2003

sherardo 

One who enters into a new environment without taking the time to learn any of the social rules of the place. Then they promptly make pretty much every social gaff you can imagine this side of shitting on the dinner table.
While telling his stories, I realized the deepness to his being a sherardo.
sherardo by ghandi February 25, 2003

sherrard 

A creature who spends most of its time trying to find chippers buried in the bum holes of young men and dogs.
i wouldn't mind sherrarding up that.
sherrard by big dogged January 17, 2008

shenards 

When a woman's outer labia (vaginal outer lips) hang down or are puffy forming testicle-like protrusions.
Check it out dude, that chick is totally rocking shenards.
shenards by Pagan Ram March 7, 2010
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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