A fictional character created by author Sir Aurthur Conan Doyle. Set in the late 1800s, this British detective uses deductive reasoning to solve the cases given to him. He has a sidekick named Dr. Johnathan Watson.
When you wake up not sure where you are or where you've been. This usually happens after a night of drinking too much, or just enough. The first thing you deduce is where your at. The best is your own bed with a hottie. If not find your pants and try and find someone you know.
After this is done you check your cell phone to see who you called and texted. This may require apologies laterdepending on the time and what sounded good last night.
Then you start checking your surroundings, is that blood or pizza sauce all over my shirt? Why does my leg hurt when I try to stand? Where is my other shoe?
After you make sure that nothing requires medical attention its time to start calling your friends like sherlock holmes to figure out what the hell happened this morning.
You looked at her facebook status and saw that she was at a Blue Jacket's game, then recalled a photograph, and googled Blue Jackets. You then discovered it was a hockey team out of Columbus, Ohio. Which lead to your discovery of her presence in Ohio. DANG! You Sherlock Holmes'ed the hell out of that!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.