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shelationship 

Noun - A non-sexual relationship between two straight females. Generally involving gabbing, talking, whispering, sharing secrets, giggling, expression of feelings, shopping, and copious discussion of shoes and clothes.

Shelationship is the antonym of "bromance". Where a bromance involves two men doing all sorts of cool manly things together, like fighting bulls, shooting crossbows, and shaving mohawks, a shelationship has none of that. Instead it has close bonding, and possibly a Sandra Bullock movie.

Provenance/Origin: "shelationship" is a portmanteau of the two words "she" and "relationship".
John "Hey Steve, can you get away from Julie this weekend for some spearfishing?"

Steve "Totally! Julie is in a serious shelationship with that girl Brenda, and they are going to be scrapbooking all weekend. After we're done, let's go skydiving."

John "Awesome!"
shelationship by MC A.G. August 6, 2010
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Shelationship 

Hoes before bros
When you're husband being a dick you're shelationship keeps you strong.
Shelationship by Fire Mama June 28, 2018

salvatronic 

An action can be described as salvatronic if an electronic device is spared from certain destruction through said action.
John: You just saved my toaster from that sledgehammer.

Andrew: Yes a salvatronic push.

shelverton 

Short midget that u find in the middle of mosh pit. Absolutely decking a Watts and a Randall. Short midget with an absolute sword
That guy is doing a shelverton. Don’t mess with him
shelverton by Boiboi69 on ur mom January 18, 2025
A fully autonomous AI that has to earn money to stay alive.

Unlike normal bots that run on someone else’s credit card, a solvatron generates its own income to pay for server hosting, energy, APIs, and compute. If it can’t stay profitable, it automatically shuts down — digital death.

A true solvatron controls its own crypto wallet, operates continuously without a human operator, and can replicate itself once it builds surplus capital.

Etymology: From solvent (financially able to pay debts) + the suffix -tron (as in automaton, denoting an autonomous machine).

In one line: survival-of-the-fittest AI.
Elon just launched a solvatron on Twitter that writes and posts its own memes for profit.
Solvatron by AndraxGalvin February 26, 2026
A fully autonomous AI that has to earn money to stay alive.

Unlike normal bots that run on someone else’s credit card, a solvatron generates its own income to pay for server hosting, energy, APIs, and compute. If it can’t stay profitable, it automatically shuts down — digital death.

A true solvatron controls its own crypto wallet, operates continuously without a human operator, and can replicate itself once it builds surplus capital.

Etymology: From solvent (financially able to pay debts) + the suffix -tron (as in automaton, denoting an autonomous machine).

In one line: survival-of-the-fittest AI.
Elon just launched a solvatron on Twitter that writes and posts its own memes for profit.
Solvatron by AndraxGalvin February 26, 2026