Sheltonian 

A type of species that likes to bother you and stick random pieces of paper in your face. They are also phantoms that mostly come out at night and randomly yell things like "get out...get the F out! get out!" In addition, they tell people randomly that they are too young. They also claim that it's not about them.

Watch out for that Sheltonian!! It'll burn you!

Sheltonian by Sylvia Aziz February 8, 2008

Skeetonian 

A Skeetonian is the unit of measurement that is used to measure the power of Skeet.

Since there was no unit of measurement for skeet power, the "Skeetonian" was created.

The average male skeets at about 10 Skeetonians, while Peter North skeets at 25 Skeetonians.

Skeetonian units are not progressive in scale, they measure much like Fahrenheit temperature units.

Skeetonian by Meelo Rub-in September 28, 2012

Sheltonize 

Taking normal, everyday things and making them extreme. Slang term introduced into the Greenville, OH region. Thought to have been introduced by people who would do unnecessarily extreme things like rip sleeves off of shirts, wear sleeveless shirts in cold weather, and drink highly caffeinated energy drinks.

The douchebag had to "Sheltonize" a perfectly good t-shirt by cutting the sleeves off, so he could be a sweet broseph and wear it to the gym.

The guys at the gym "sheltonized" their flow session by drinking AMP before hand.

Sheltonize by dmoneyduck April 27, 2009

Cheltonian 

An inhabitant of the town of Cheltenham, UK.

Joe: I'm a Cheltonian
Amy: Who gives a fuck?

Cheltonian by JoeyJoeJoington February 26, 2011

sheldoning 

To have to deal with somone that will never be happy with what you do for them, and try and get it for less next time.

You would think she is jewish the way she was sheldoning me.

sheldoning by ima cheepskate August 16, 2007

Sheldoning 

The act of blessing a child with superhuman intelligence through electro-shock therapy

"I fix all those cousins I made retarded by Sheldoning them"

Sheldoning by Ikealover2228 March 20, 2024

Un-Sheldoning 

The act of rendering a smart/bright child mentally retarded by hitting them over the head repeatedly with a blunt object

"I like Un-Sheldoning my cousin, which is unfortunate because they are all in honors"

Un-Sheldoning by Ikealover2228 March 20, 2024