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Shegz is a hench guy and the biggest womaniser, all the gyally are on shegz

He’s a calm guy when you’re on his good side but when on his bad side you best watch out cus he’s on it and won’t think twice before mashing work on you.
“I seen Shegz at the motive and instantly wanted his 9 inch wood inside me”

Girl number 1:gosh that guy is leng

Girl number 2:yh he’s leng but Shegz is lenger
Shegz by Br_badnizz October 13, 2022
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Sheez and Geez 

Slang for Shits and Giggles. Just for fun.
Why don't we try anal, just for sheez and geez?
Nah, let's just throw rocks onto the highway, just for sheez and geez!
Related Words
Shegz • Sheg • sheezy • shegging • sheeze • SheezyArt • sheez • sheggy • shego • sheazy
She is a very beautiful girl who is also very sweet and cares a lot about her friends. She would never admit that she is beautiful even though she really is. She’s always there for her friends no matter what and makes sure that they don’t get bored but is very bad at giving ideas on what her friends should do if they’re bored... She is also known to be a genius and an intelligent girl but would never admit that she is. Sometimes, she’ll not open up to people but that will balance out since it will create a sense of curiousity to know more about her. Once you’ll get to know her, you’ll realize that you’ve done something really good to get a friend like her. She’s really fun to chat with. She’s an amazing amazing amazing person to be around. People who are friends with Sheezah should never lose someone like her since people like her are very special! A few words would be very less to describe Sheezah, since there are a lot of more words which would describe her perfectly! She’s just amazing and lovely!
A: Omg, I wish I was like Sheezah, she’s really beautiful and sweet. I really wish that I never ever lose an awesome friend like her!
G: ikr!!!! Sheezah is just amazing!
Sheezah by One_and_only10 February 1, 2019
An old woman typically between the ages of 70-90 that is commonly seen on news channels for accidentally crashing their cars into shopfronts. A standard Sheggy is an old women with grey/white curly hair and a pre-2000s car generally ranging from the colours white, blue, gold tint and silver.
Did you see that Sheggy on the news?
Sheggy by Sheggy February 29, 2020
Shege (Sh) is the unit for measuring Sapa at a point in time.

Note that Sapa over a specified period of time is quantified as Shege per time unit. Example: Shege/day, Shege/week, Shege/month, etc.
Sapa got Karine last month; she saw a lot of shege.
Shege by The Malachi October 14, 2022
1) an egg covered in bird shit. A mix between shit and egg. Common occurence with eggs that have not been cleaned such as on a farm. These eggs are usually undesirable unless the person has very unusual tastes.

2) {insult} A person who was shit on by their mother as they were born. Linked to the base definition of shegg. To be called a shegg is a moniker of shame.
1)
Farmer: "Aye, do you want me to make you some eggs?"
Friend: "Yea, just no sheggs, that shits nasty. And no duck eggs, those taste like someone blew a load in them"
Farmer: "Of course you would know what that tastes like"
2)
Dude: "You heard how much shit Kyle has been talking about people behind their backs? Kinda fucked up not gonna lie"
Dude 2: "Yea, what a fucking shegg. I knew I couldn't trust him"
Shegg by MoonEyes8932 November 28, 2019
Rubbish, hardships, trials, and tribulations.

I've seen shit = I've seen shege
I don see shege
Shege by Tylenolia July 19, 2022
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