Shegs

If a guy and a girl who aren't dating are caught together its shegs

John and Claire walked passed Joseph
Joseph: Oh shegs John
John: Fuck off Joseph

by Skraminator October 9, 2016

Sheggy

An old woman typically between the ages of 70-90 that is commonly seen on news channels for accidentally crashing their cars into shopfronts. A standard Sheggy is an old women with grey/white curly hair and a pre-2000s car generally ranging from the colours white, blue, gold tint and silver.

Did you see that Sheggy on the news?

by Sheggy February 29, 2020

Shege

Shege (Sh) is the unit for measuring Sapa at a point in time.

Note that Sapa over a specified period of time is quantified as Shege per time unit. Example: Shege/day, Shege/week, Shege/month, etc.

Sapa got Karine last month; she saw a lot of shege.

by The Malachi October 14, 2022

segsy

it’s sexy but like ✨𝓼𝓮𝓰𝓼𝔂✨

“Tana looks so segsy today”

by segsy bitch August 18, 2020

Shegg

1) an egg covered in bird shit. A mix between shit and egg. Common occurence with eggs that have not been cleaned such as on a farm. These eggs are usually undesirable unless the person has very unusual tastes.

2) {insult} A person who was shit on by their mother as they were born. Linked to the base definition of shegg. To be called a shegg is a moniker of shame.

1)
Farmer: "Aye, do you want me to make you some eggs?"
Friend: "Yea, just no sheggs, that shits nasty. And no duck eggs, those taste like someone blew a load in them"
Farmer: "Of course you would know what that tastes like"
2)
Dude: "You heard how much shit Kyle has been talking about people behind their backs? Kinda fucked up not gonna lie"
Dude 2: "Yea, what a fucking shegg. I knew I couldn't trust him"

by MoonEyes8932 November 28, 2019

Sheesh

1. Dammmmmn

2. oh my god

Ex. when a girl walks by with a phat ass ... Sheesh

by Ugly_God_09 April 23, 2017

Shege

Rubbish, hardships, trials, and tribulations.

I've seen shit = I've seen shege

I don see shege

by Tylenolia July 19, 2022