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Sheepvest 

A douche canoe hailing from Wyoming who’s choice of outfits typically revolves around the latest trends in faux sheep wool vests. His main goal is to be so smooth that even if things don’t work out with you, he still can still get a hand job from your friends.
Are you really going out with that Idiot sheepvest again?
Sheepvest by Chocolate Assholes September 15, 2020
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Skeevester 

A very unattractive, creepy guy at bar, who lurks, watches, and looks for women to hit on. He is also the unattractive, creepy guy on the dance floor who will attempt to dance with you multiple times and never get the hint that you don't want to.
"Oh my god, that creepy guy keeps staring at us. What a skeevester!"

"That guy would not stop trying to dance with me. He is a total skeevester!"
Skeevester by Jackie McNasty May 20, 2009

Sheepstream 

A play on the word "mainstream". Refers to various specific forms of media, primarily music, that cater to the mindless mass of people who lack the ability to judge different inputs as either good or bad.
I dislike Flo Rida. He's too sheepstream.

KIIS FM plays too much sheepstream music.
Sheepstream by flyingp3nguin May 10, 2009

sheepsess crust

Male's semen dried and crusted on a woman or her clothing.
Uh oh I've got some sheepsess crust on me from last night.

sheepies 

the plural of sheep
Ashton: one sheep should be called a sheep but multiple sheep should be called sheepies.
sheepies by lisa doherty February 12, 2014

Sheeplet 

A baby Lamb. Especially in Maryland.
I had a sheeplet gyro.
Sheeplet by A.C.K. November 22, 2011

Sheepster 

Hip doesn't clearly and accurately describe these hoards of 20 somethings that are trying the Brooklyn look for the first time. Purchasing looks at stores like Urban Outfitters and Cheap Jacks, there is nothing original about the oversized plaid shirts, black spandex/ skinny tight pants, Wallabees, and big framed glasses (minus the glass of course.) Getting their influences from celebrities, store windows and magazines, they trade the old for the new (or should I say vintage.) A Hipster would be someone from Brooklyn with an original look, these on the other hand, like sheep, copy the trends and each other.
"I can't stand all these Sheepsters moving into Brooklyn"
Sheepster by Krystyna Printup January 14, 2009
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Failure Shower 

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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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