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Shea’d 

Losing your virginity to a fat bird on the stones of the local car park in the pissing rain
Aw boiis I got shea’d last night
Shea’d by Bigshlong99 November 11, 2017
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Verb: To fall or trip, in an ungraceful and clumsy manner. Often leaves the victim blushing, and embarrassed; sometimes bruised.

A "Shea" is someone who is generally clumsy, and unaware of their surroundings. They'll often have bruises, and or scrapes.
*someone falls down the stairs*

Person 1: Wow...She just totally Shea'd.
Person 2: What a Shea!
Shea'd by AlexNShea October 6, 2010
When you got to break a bitch's heart due to social, cultural, or geographical reasons and then she/he starts runnin round tellin everybody lies just to try and get back at you for some shit that wasn't even your fault to begin with.
All the girls at work were looking at me funny today. I think I've been Shea'd.
Shea'd by Alwaysbejudging May 17, 2014
When you get fired without any reason and the person who fires you is scared to death when they do it.
You walk into work, get called into a private room and its a pen and paper firing. Then you realize you have been Shea'd.

You can also use the term Shea'd, when you get ripped off, lied to, cheated on, etc. It's kinda like you just got had, but it's really you have just been Shea'd!
Shea'd by tkcis28 September 16, 2010
1. Realizing you have unknowingly spent an undesired period of time idle, doing absolutely nothing, resulting in decreased productivity.

2. Having a technology malfunction resulting in work not being completed for a prolonged period of time, negatively effecting operational efficiency.
You thought you finished completing something, but failed to see that you in fact did not - You've been Shea'd.

"You just got Shea'd."

"She did not realize that she had in fact forgot to press the save button, and the assignment was left unfinished for days. By the time she realized that she had been Shea'd it was already too late."
SHEA'D by BeaverExec March 14, 2012

shea does California

A euphoric film with clips of Shea's sexual extraganza throughout California. Citings include "rollin' to da haze" and anal lingus.
Shea does California is the best pornograpahic film since Debbie did Dallas.

Shea Donal Mccann 

A fat fucker, nicknames BIG D. Second best full forward in Antrim. Attracted to people, mainly Gay Dwarfs.
That full forward Shea Donal Mccann was nippy
Shea Donal Mccann by Rory Neeson April 23, 2023
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