Shcorn

the corn in shit

His teeth were so badly maintained they resembled shcorn.

by kraits September 24, 2018

Schorn

A mixture of corn and shit that one would eat in order to have sex with a hot chick .

I would eat the Schorn out of her ass just to get next to her asshole and I don't even like corn!

by will bitten December 27, 2016

Scorny

The emotion of being scared and horny at the same time.

"That X-Files episode had me so scorny I had to jerk off with the lights on before I went to bed"

by ProzakNathan October 11, 2014

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned

The act of making a woman so furious that nothing will satisfy them but destruction of the object or person they loathe.

Dan: Man, my ex-girlfriend is crazy! She keyed my car!

Sam: Well, hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

by magicschoolbusdropout August 2, 2020

shorny

if someone is very shy and horny at the same time

'oh man, i'm quite uncomfortable with who I am but men got needs! damn, I'm shorny tonight!'

by Bacuda November 17, 2011

scornful farm wives

These are those tired old worn out bags that have worked the same lame ass factory job for 30 years or more and haven't advanced their knowledge since the first week. They are jealous of anyone who took the time to educate themselves and are vicious and anal. It is fun to make them squirm by waliking around with tape measures and talking in scientific or engineering terms.

"Boy, wouldn't it be nice if those scornful farm wives would retire once and for all? They haven't done anything except share recipes all goddamned day."

by running out of patience January 5, 2008

shorn't

"should but won't"

It's from The Office, season 4, episode 10.

Michael: That would be bad.
Andy: OK.
Kevin: Nice.
Andy: ...So help us out.
Michael: Wish I could, but I can't. Well can, but won't. Should, maybe, but shorn't.
Kevin: Michael, please he--
Michael: What part of shorn't don't you understand, Kevin?

by codyjoe February 11, 2009