Shawzie 

A crazy, sexy, son of a bitch that says "MA GIRL!"

"MA GIRL!"
"Quit trying to be Shawzie."

Shawzie by ryaaaan October 7, 2007

Harry Shaw (shawzie) 

A Harry Shaw, aka shawzie, is easily identified by his mammoth head structure and terrible jokes. A Harry Shaw will usually be attracted to undeniably grotesque specimen, this is because they suit him very well (he is an ugly fucker) and they usually have a beer belly just like him!! No one likes a Harry Shaw!!

A Harry Shaw’s most common attack is calling a fellow male a ‘virgin’ despite shagging 2/10s

Fun Fact : Harry Shaw has the same body count as he does driving test failures

Young Child : “Mommy why has that boy got a fat head and belly?”

Milf: “Must be a Harry Shaw (shawzie), bet he has smegma”

Trav: “Needs his jaw spinning that cunt”

Harry Shaw (shawzie) by wesleypilgrim August 7, 2023

Shawnie 

The most amazing girlfriend you will ever have in your life. She is the most caring, loving person that you will have ever met and you will have no idea what you would do without her in your life. She makes you smile from ear to ear and you can never be mad at her for longer than 2 seconds, because the way she looks at you gives you the butterflies and makes you forgive her. You will be so glad this girl has come into your life and you never want her to leave. She will be your bestfriend, girlfriend and soul mate.

Me: My girlfriend is the most caring, loving person that i have ever met.
Friend: She must be a Shawnie.

Shawnie by Damien:) January 19, 2011

Shawnie 

a cute beautiful girl who cares for herself has pride, is independent and classy all at once, her smile is so bright and you'll never find a girl like her shes just amazing and original.

shawnie your so amazing, seriously

Shawnie by ohthegreatest October 22, 2011

shawnie 

an amazing girl who one cant wait to see. someone who one talks to for atleast 4 hours a night and <3s it. an all around amazing girl. noone else compares to a shawnie

guy:so im talking to this super awesome girl
friend:whats her name
guy:shawnie :)

shawnie by dakota :) November 11, 2010

Shawnie 

The most amazing girlfriend you will ever have in your life. She is the most caring, loving person that you will have ever met and you will have no idea what you would do without her in your life. She makes you smile from ear to ear and you can never be mad at her for longer than 2 seconds, because the way she looks at you gives you the butterflies and makes you forgive her. You will be so glad this girl has come into your life and you never want her to leave. She will be your bestfriend, girlfriend and soul mate.

Me: My girlfriend is the most caring, loving person that i have ever met.
Friend: She most be a Shawnie.

Shawnie by Damien:) January 19, 2011

shawtie

see "shorty"

shawtie by Anonymous September 26, 2003