3 definitions by wesleypilgrim
A Harry Shaw, aka shawzie, is easily identified by his mammoth head structure and terrible jokes. A Harry Shaw will usually be attracted to undeniably grotesque specimen, this is because they suit him very well (he is an ugly fucker) and they usually have a beer belly just like him!! No one likes a Harry Shaw!!
A Harry Shaw’s most common attack is calling a fellow male a ‘virgin’ despite shagging 2/10s
Fun Fact : Harry Shaw has the same body count as he does driving test failures
A Harry Shaw’s most common attack is calling a fellow male a ‘virgin’ despite shagging 2/10s
Fun Fact : Harry Shaw has the same body count as he does driving test failures
Young Child : “Mommy why has that boy got a fat head and belly?”
Milf: “Must be a Harry Shaw (shawzie), bet he has smegma”
Trav: “Needs his jaw spinning that cunt”
Milf: “Must be a Harry Shaw (shawzie), bet he has smegma”
Trav: “Needs his jaw spinning that cunt”
by wesleypilgrim August 7, 2023
A Vinny tends to be easily recognisable by his cheese ginger hair, frail structure, shit personality and most importantly his ability to pull little to no women. He most likely shows off that he has had intercourse once or twice but i can guarantee the women he has railed will look like literal animals that belong in zoos.
by wesleypilgrim November 24, 2021
A fucking freak who thinks his sarcastic personality is funny but his only traits are making girls drier than a unbuttered cracker and making people want to T-Bag a blender due to his awful jokes.
by wesleypilgrim October 13, 2022