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Shawinigan Handshake 

Shawinigan Handshake is the epithet given to a chokehold executed on February 15, 1996 by Jean Chrétien, then Prime Minister of Canada, on anti-poverty protester Bill Clennett. The phrase comes from Chrétien's birthplace of Shawinigan, Quebec, as the former prime minister often styled himself the "little guy from Shawinigan".
"Yesterday I won the fucking lottery so I shat on my bosses desk then gave him the Shawinigan Handshake."

"Margret is soooooo annoying during meetings. Sometimes I just want to give her the ole' Shawinigan Handshake."

Shwinkledoff

When you shit in her mouth and piss in her nose causing her to have a five course meal.
Yo bro, me and my girl did a shwinkledoff.
Shwinkledoff by eatassIdo November 21, 2018

Shalinked 

The act of being denied or bamboozled. When Murphys Law sets in.
I was going to go out with my friends tonight but got shalinked.
Shalinked by Tschlonger January 5, 2018

Shwinkle 

When a man or woman shits and tinkles at the same time
Man, I took a long shwinkle yesterday.
Shwinkle by Bill T. Johnson March 16, 2010
Shawnika is a star.... she burns brighter than any other. She will shine her light on everything she touches. Never let her go. She is the most loyal, good hearted, giving, spontaneous, also crazy!

She needs time to herself to sort through her overthinking. She is successful because she gives everything she does full effort. She is only going to deal with real people who deserve the light. So take off the shades so you can shine too. When you meet a Shawnika it’s a once in a lifetime moment that you should do whatever you can to make yours. As a friend, spouse, boss.... she will be sure everyone around her is happy.

Love her back she needs it. She had been drained from her loyalty... she needs people like her.
Never let go of Shawnika.
shawnika by Tamebyniki September 6, 2020

Shawinigan Handshake 

When you get wanked off by a Canadian
Guy 1: I hear you pulled Rick Moranis

Guy 2: Yeah man I got a Shawinigan Handshake