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Shartillery 

Explosive diarrhea that is released in a shart in such a way that it sounds like machine gun artillery fire when it plops into the toilet bowl.
Stand down! Its a shartillery strike!!!

Mommy! I just had shartillery and got little bits of poo shrapnel all over the toilet bowl! Will you clean it up please?

shartillary 

Rapid fire pebble dashing on the back of the toilet. Akin to artillery fire but from your ass.
I launched a major shartillary attack on the back of the porcelain just now. Annihilated the back of the pan.
shartillary by Biker1844 January 7, 2023

Shamboiling 

The act of getting high through boiling shampoo and inhaling the poisonous gasses omitted. This, when inhaled for five or more minutes, can cause hallucinations as well as other sensations. It is also known as Bubbling and Shamming.
Bubbler1Yo, bro, you wanna go SHAMBOILING?
Bubbler2Fuck yeah, man. I love getting high from Shampoo.
Shamboiling by Lardics September 17, 2012

shamboiling 

the act of boiling shampoo and huffing the fumes in order to get high
Hey man, i'm shamboiling after school, wanna join?
shamboiling by jackschittttttt September 16, 2012

shartroulette 

A biological game of chance; when you aren't exactly sure if you have to shit or fart, but you let it out anyway and hope for the best.
Brian lost the game of shartroulette when he shit himself in math class.
shartroulette by shartman2 December 3, 2010

Shartology 

The detailed study of sharts (shit farts) and their effects on not only the human body, but organisms in general.
Greetings, fellow peer. What would you like to pursue in the future?

Salutations, I was pondering the idea of pursuing shartology.