Sharktus

Sharktus means the horniest, religious, fascist, slave-master and historian white dude

dude 1 : Yo dude you became real Sharktus
dude 2 : Damn that's worse than going to hell
Sharktus dude : Atleast it's a cool Lifestyle
dude 1 and 2 : true

by SeraphimSharktus August 25, 2020

sharkussy

the fishiest of shark sex

My bestfriend had some sharkussy the other night!

by Dr. Pepper Stepper April 14, 2022

sharkus

A special kind of land shark. Commonly found in Germany and the Indian subcontinent.

No relation to Left Shark.

*theme tune plays, and Sharkus emerges fin-first from the gloom*
Sharkus: (singing) Sharkusssssss!
Woman: Dear god, it's Sharkus!

by TheSkin June 17, 2016

Sharkussy

Sharkussy is that slimy good good a shark gives you

Bro I was down in the pacific and got some sharkussy from a baddie named lura

by ltsjmoney August 16, 2022

Shartused

When one of your Facebook friends sharts on your awesome status post, therefore making the status not awesome.

I just had the best FB status until my friend shartused me and made my status look retarded.

by coop4ku September 14, 2010

Sharkussay

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💚 Sharkussay - a woman’s vagina or a gay man’s asshole that happens to have teeth

Example; dude my hookup last night had a total “Sharkussay” I was hittin him from the back and those razor sharp chompers were gripping onto my dick! I’ve got indents on my shlong and it ripped up the condom! How does he wipe his ass without ripping the toilet paper and cutting his hands?
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by Divacup Smells Like Snooki May 19, 2022

shartuse

You that anti-fly; Player Hater

Man you looking like a damn Shartuse.

by Riff Raff Connsultant March 15, 2015