Fisher Church

Fisher Price is a brand of little toys, particularly cars. Fisher Church is where adult religious leaders purchase their sweet rides.
-WOAH IS THAT THE POPEMOBILE???

-YEA HE GOT IT FROM FISHER CHURCH
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Robert Rojas

When you get an irritable itch on the middle of your hand but cannot scratch it
*starts eating hand

-Dude what are you doing???
-Robert Rojas
-Thats kinda sus lowkey...
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Madiah Madiah

What pilots yell when they have collided with a flying house.
"Madiah Madiah we are going down"
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Chris Edwards

A term used for when a body part or appendage has gotten stuck inside a Pringles can
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sharkcuterie

What a person is called when drifting at sea on a price of driftwood, and then is attacked and eaten by a shark
Shark 1- The titanic has sank, look at all the rich people to eat!
Shark 2- look, up there, sharkcuterie!
Shark 1- why is he just hanging of the door climb up there idiot
Shark 2- I don't want to eat him anymore he lowkey a simp no cap
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Aaron Coulter

When the middle of your foot starts cramping
-Ahhhhh

-Charlie-horse?

- No, Aaron Coulter
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Ty Jacobson

A term for a dummy thicc short king, with enough cake to feed an entire wedding reception.
-My gosh, look at that man, he's a Ty Jacobson for sure!

-His butt is so big if he fell on it he would just bounce straight up

-He has to use 2 folding chairs at the neighborhood barbecue

-His shorts size is XLT, xtremely lucously thiccc
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