Definitions by Shamamadamhehewakawakahehehe

Ty Jacobson

A term for a dummy thicc short king, with enough cake to feed an entire wedding reception.

-My gosh, look at that man, he's a Ty Jacobson for sure!

-His butt is so big if he fell on it he would just bounce straight up

-He has to use 2 folding chairs at the neighborhood barbecue

-His shorts size is XLT, xtremely lucously thiccc

Ty Jacobson by Shamamadamhehewakawakahehehe June 28, 2023

sharkcuterie

What a person is called when drifting at sea on a price of driftwood, and then is attacked and eaten by a shark

Shark 1- The titanic has sank, look at all the rich people to eat!
Shark 2- look, up there, sharkcuterie!
Shark 1- why is he just hanging of the door climb up there idiot
Shark 2- I don't want to eat him anymore he lowkey a simp no cap

sharkcuterie by Shamamadamhehewakawakahehehe June 27, 2023

Dom Torreto 

Family

Dom Torreto-I don't got friends. I got Family
*Woooaaaahhhaaaaaoooooo WOOOAAAAAHHHHHOOOOHOHOOOO
hhheeeeeeeiiiiiiiihhhheeeeeiiiiheeiiheeeeheeeeheee

Dom Torreto by Shamamadamhehewakawakahehehe June 27, 2023

Fisher Church 

Fisher Price is a brand of little toys, particularly cars. Fisher Church is where adult religious leaders purchase their sweet rides.

-WOAH IS THAT THE POPEMOBILE???

-YEA HE GOT IT FROM FISHER CHURCH

Fisher Church by Shamamadamhehewakawakahehehe June 27, 2023

Robert Rojas 

When you get an irritable itch on the middle of your hand but cannot scratch it

*starts eating hand

-Dude what are you doing???
-Robert Rojas
-Thats kinda sus lowkey...

Robert Rojas by Shamamadamhehewakawakahehehe June 27, 2023

Madiah Madiah

What pilots yell when they have collided with a flying house.

"Madiah Madiah we are going down"

Madiah Madiah by Shamamadamhehewakawakahehehe June 27, 2023

Aaron Coulter 

When the middle of your foot starts cramping

-Ahhhhh

-Charlie-horse?

- No, Aaron Coulter

Aaron Coulter by Shamamadamhehewakawakahehehe June 27, 2023