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Shark-Bite 

Taking a bite out of a FrozeFruit bar(by Bluebunny) or popsicle approaching from the side rather than from the top, which is the more conventional method here on Earth. A person may employ this technique to avoid someone elses frozen slobber(back-ice), or to sabotage the integrity of the frozen fruit bar's architecture....thereby, exposing the beneficial owner of the FrozeFruit bar to the catastrophic risk of a big mess.
Boy says to girl, "let me give that popsicle a haircut"
Girl hands her FrozeFruit bar(by Bluebunny) to boy and then says, "Dont shark bite it, bitch." Boy takes a shark-bite real fast and says "I don't want any of your back-ice." as he hands it back to the girl.
2 minutes later, whats left of the popsicle falls off of the stick onto the white carpet.
Shark-Bite by Ace Binkley December 7, 2005
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Shark Bite 

An extremely painful skateboarding injury where the edge or point of your tail/nose stabs into your ankle(s). Increases in pain and severity the more razor tailed your nose or tail becomes.
Gnarly dude A: Damn dude, check out the shark bite George got from that bail on the Blunt Fakie from yesterday.

*Shows Gnarly dude B picture on phone*

Gnarly dude B: Fuck eh? That shit looks infected, yo. Them shits may require amputation...
Shark Bite by bewbays July 15, 2017

shark bite 

When you are going down on a woman and discover she is on the rag and has a tampon string hanging out (see "ripcord"). Determined to eat her out, you take the string in your mouth and bite down, ripping it out with your teeth. After thrashing it back and forth a bit, you fling it over one shoulder with your mouth. In order to properly complete the shark bite, you must proceed with performing oral sex on the woman.
I discovered she was on the rag, but wanted to eat her out anyway. My only choice was to give her a shark bite. Boy, was she surprised.
shark bite by ESQ July 12, 2006

shark bite 

When an individual (typically a guy) stealthily creeps up on a girl and bites her on the ass, making her jump in astonishment/pain. A ring of teeth marks signifies a good shark bite.
The shark bite was perfected by a rugby team in Flagstaff, AZ (the Landsharks), where numerous tickets/jail time have been delivered for such actions.
The Landsharks' fullback holds the record for the most shark bites given in one day -- 71.
shark bite by Johnny Kansas November 3, 2006

Shark bite 

When your with a girl who uses too much teeth when she gives you head!
Dude I took my blind date home last night and she went down on me..dude all she did was shark bite! All over my shit!
Shark bite by Hom2436 January 24, 2018

shark bite 

UK drinking term-

Basically a snake bite (lager / cider split) with a vodka or double vodka top. Not the for the weak or the part time drinker.
I had 4 pints of shark bite last night and I can't feel my body at all.
shark bite by black flag June 9, 2004

shark bite 

An unfortunate event of varying importance that breaks an individuals good spirit.
"$7 rum and cokes??? ouch... shark bite."
shark bite by JC Hammer April 21, 2006
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