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raped by a shark 

a saying used for situations where actually being raped by a shark would be more appealing than taking part in the said situations.
I'd rather be raped by a shark than go in to work on the weekend.

"I'd rather be raped by a shark than raped by your mom." -kj&th
raped by a shark by the storm drains February 18, 2009

Stare Rape 

An idiotic concept created by social media "feminist" that states that a person (typically a man) staring at another person (typically a woman) is the same as rape.
Person 1: What happened to Amy?
Person 2: Didn't you hear? Her boyfriend violently raped her yesterday in her home.
Person 1: That's almost as bad as when a man looked at me in a bus and stare raped me!

shake rape 

when you see someone you know and they offer you there hand for a greeting shake as one would at a business interview. However at the last second they try and do some fancy bro shake with you ending in epic fail on all accounts. This usually leaves the unsuspecting recipient feeling ashamed and less then a man.
(Situation: At the club in front of some girls and you get shake raped by a bro)

girls: hahahaha you totally fucked that up you must have a small penis

you: fuck that!, I just got shake raped.
shake rape by matttatts September 6, 2011

Shore Rape 

Term used when your Facebook news feed gets raped with statuses about Jersey Shore, usually between the times of 9:30 to 11:30
Man, what is up with all this shore rape!?
Shore Rape by RiRiRiotZzz August 6, 2011

Shape Rape

When someone says they have a packet of shapes then everyone tackles them to the ground and rapes them for shapes
Person: I have shapes

Everyone else: SHAPE RAPE!!!!!
Shape Rape by Shape rape August 14, 2016

Shame rape

When a person identifying as trans shames someone into having sex with them by calling them names or threatening violence or self harm if they don’t comply.
I was shame raped into having sex with a MtF transgender person because they said if I didn’t have sex with them I was a TERF
Shame rape by Gwendy March 8, 2021