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Sharben Day 

The day in school when you have to dress up in the school’s colors but get to throw pencils at the teachers
I can’t wait for Sharben Day!
Sharben Day by Burgerlonder64 September 22, 2023
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Sharenting 

Combination of two words; parenting and sharing.

When parents share too much of their children's information, pictures and private moments online, mostly on Facebook.
1.That Mom is way overboard with her sharenting on Facebook.

2.Everyone is going to know everything about that poor kid because his/her parents aren't careful with their sharenting.
Sharenting by siouxie que October 25, 2012
Word of the Day on July 29, 2024

Pencil and Sharpener theory 

The lock and key theory can finally be disproved. The lock and key theory states that "A key that opens many locks is a master key, yet a lock that can be opened by many keys is a useless lock" The counter theory, the pencil and sharpener theory states that "a pencil that is sharpened by a lot of sharpeners becomes a useless stub/pencil while a sharpener that sharpens a lot of pencils is a good pencil sharpener" This theory is rarely favoured by males... for some reason.

Are you curious to know how this proof was derived? if YES, Click on Alt + F4 (on windows) and ⌘ + Shift + W (on a mac)
The pencil and sharpener theory is mostly used to shut a boy up when he brings up the lock and key theory. Works everytime
Parent who posts boastful links to Facebook about their kids endeavors.
OMG! Chris's dad is such a sharent. He just posted another link to the championship story.
Sharent by zeitguy December 12, 2012

Morning Sharpener 

(noun) An alcoholic beverage, typically one standard drink (0.6 oz pure ethanol), consumed at the start of one's day. The intended goal of a morning sharpener is, as the name implies, to "sharpen" one's mental accuity, mood and motivation. However, much like getting high before a stressful, high pressure event, it often has the opposite effect.

Similar to irish coffee, morning joe and wake and bake.
"What's up with Joe today?"

"Oh, he ran out of sauce for his morning sharpener. He's feeling a bit twitchy, is all."

"Poor bastard."
Morning Sharpener by CredibleHulk84 September 20, 2017
The most beautiful, sexy girl in the world. So extreamly sweet and makes you feel like you are the most important loved thing in the world. With the biggest heart. Her arms are so warm and safe and she is the best thing to cuddle at night. Lips so soft and kissable. Sharene has the bestest smile and best curves. You'll want a Sharene every minute of everyday.
One- Man that gurl is dang fine!
Two- Nah, nothing like a Sharene!
Sharene by :) ilydell February 6, 2010