A new religion made by @fijiiwater on Instagram. All the sharkians believe that shark is the prettiest animal in the world, our god, our lord. Most of them have written "sharkian" in their bio so you can recognize them.

Have you heard about sharkians? It's a new religion. I'm a sharkian too!

Sharkian by Ruri M June 22, 2021

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skanktankerous

1)an adjective to define a girl who is Ill-tempered and quarrelsome in addition to the fact that she has, will, or is in the process of doing some pretty skanky risqué things.

2)Can often be said in exclamation.

Coined by Chelsea ;

1)T baby is awfully skanktankerous when she pulls her pants down lower so the coach can see her camel toe when she stretches.

2)Look at that get up! It is so effing skanktankerous!

skanktankerous by Chelsea Cosmocrat December 9, 2008

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Sharkjacking

An extreme sport of which the object is to masturbate a shark, the greatest achievement possible being an ejaculation by a Great White Shark. One participant ties raw meat onto his/her ankles and swims near the shore to lure in the animal where three others wait. When the shark approaches, the three sleepers wrestle the shark into submission and the "baiter" manually stimulates the shark. Upon ejaculation it is important that the team clears the area as quickly as possible because post-orgasm behavior of sharks is often erratic and the chance of participant injury is increased due to close proximity.

This sport can be played by a team of more than four, but traditional Sharkjacking is done with a team of four.

"Nothing like a game of Sharkjacking in the morning to get the blood flowing, eh boys?" --Chris Kahn of the Starship Enterprise

Sharkjacking by QuadkilleR June 23, 2006

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