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To be defended by Shaq, and while you defend him, he suddenly engulfs you with his body, and you disappear for the remainder of the game into the locker room. When you wake up, the game is over and you have no idea about how you got to the locker room in the first place.
Navid: Damn man where the hell am I?

Angel: Dude, you were shaqed.

Navid: Holy shit, I knew it.

Angel: It was crazy.
Shaqed by Navsun September 19, 2009
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To get drunk, lost, smashed, panged and lose everything.
"Dude I was so shaqed last night. Passed out on a couch, left my bag somewhere and abused a chick for taking a crap!"
Shaqed by Themothnemesis January 19, 2014
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To be blcoked while goining up for a lay-up or a shot in basketball
Same as blocked , stuffed , packed.
ball bounces
"DAMM , You got shaqed , fa shunnin"
"So , u cant even play ball"
"at leas i dint get shaqrd"
"bens a pimp aint he"
shaqed by Dj Trigger August 14, 2004

You got shaqed 

The term "you got shaqed" refers to your wife or gf shoving a big black meat horse cock in your ass and turns your insides into mom spaghetti.
Me: My girlfriend used a moby huge on me

Friend: Damn bro, you got shaqed.
You got shaqed by UrBn-_-Zombie April 12, 2022

Shaved Bigfoot 

GAAAWD, Bruto looks like a shaved Bigfoot in this light!
Shaved Bigfoot by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2016
The Shaqued blossom in the spring is just as beautiful as the famous cherry blossom.
Shaqued by SnowCat February 20, 2013
Shahed is a beautiful girl name meaning honey. A girl with this name is creative, nice, caring, loving, confident, has a warm heart, loyal, trust worthy, friendly. You should be really thankful to have a friend with this name. A girl with this name is so helpful and wishes the best for everyone in this world. Never hesitate to be friends with a shahed!
“ shahed is the nicest person I’ve ever met in my life”
“Omg I just saw shahed helping an old woman cross the road