A thirteen y/o virgin who has never kissed a girl, or even had sex. He lives in Pakistan and has a two inch penis, if you are interested in this hunk of man please visit:
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"I have never had sex and I never will, but if I find a girlfriend within this video game then my life will be complete"
-Sodapoppin

Sodapoppin by Bodybuildingx July 6, 2012

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Shapoopie

From the song, "Shapoopie," as seen in "The Music Man," a play about a man from Gary, Indiana who makes a boys band in Iowa and falls in love with a librarian.

Shapoopie, shapoopie, the girl that's hard to get.
Shapoopie, shapoopie, but you can win her yet.

Shapoopie by yo momma's momma's daddy February 25, 2011

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Women Be Shoppin'

Humans, of the female sex persuasion, are generally inclined to engage in the act of commerce. To that end, women do tend to engage in retail commercial transactions for receipt of items in exchange for currency. Likewise, it is a fact that females in all age brackets thoroughly enjoy the commerce related activities.

Whilst cruising the local retail centre, and upon observing several female patrons huddled together handling multiple containers of newly-purchased items, a young man glances at his cohort and says simply: "Women be shoppin'!"

Women Be Shoppin' by Rion & The Fond (c/o Swell) August 11, 2010

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