Shampooëren 

Shampooëren is Dutch for washing your hair. You can wash anything, 'shampooëren' is more specific. When Dutch people use 'shampooëren' in a message, the receiver of the message immediately knows they're washing their hair.

English

Koen: Are you ready yet? We're gonna be late!
Rosanne: Just 30 more minutes, I still need to wash my hair (shampooëren).

Dutch

Koen: Ben je bijna klaar? Zo komen we nog te laat!
Rosanne: Nog een halfuurtje, moet m'n haar nog shampooëren.

Shampooëren by Helmop January 22, 2018

Shampoovering 

The process of hoovering ones carpet with an overpriced yet advanced vacuum cleaner which also shampoo's said carpet at the same time.

Although ensuring a cleaner floor, it takes a lot of time to dry, making the cleaned space damp, unavailable for a long time and sock-soaking.

Dan: "Rich, fancy a game on Fifa?"

Rich: "OK man, but we can't play on the widescreen in the lounge, the mother is Shampoovering the carpet."

Dan: "Too bad, we won't be able to play on the widescreen for hours, the drying process drags."

Shampoovering by DefinedThat September 4, 2011

shampoorone 

A rigorously-watchful "dutch uncle" or "battle-ax aunt" who hangs around and makes sure dat someone washes his hair correctly and thoroughly.

Da term "shampoorone" could also refer to a similar type of eagle-eyed honesty/diligence-freak as described above, but one who instead simply monitors da shower/bathtub while two individuals are sharing a scrub-a-dub, to make sure dat no "funny business" goes on during said "steamy" encounter.

shampoorone by QuacksO May 7, 2022

brown shampooer 

During a sexual act one partner drags their rear across a hairy chest while defecating leaving a brown streak in the hair (carpet)

My chest still stinks after that brown shampooer

brown shampooer by Dick Shon Neary February 22, 2025

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004